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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

And all her enemies wanted her in jail.They're like, "Lock her up!" I'm like, "She's...

[audience laughs] And all her enemies wanted her in jail.
They're like, "Lock her up!" I'm like, "She's reading ads
for Stamps.com." [audience laughing] "She knows it's over." [chuckles] "I think we got her." [audience chuckling] We had… We had riots last year, and everybody
watched the riots like Netflix

Full Transcript

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[audience laughs]
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And all her enemies wanted her in jail. They're like, "Lock her up!"
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I'm like, "She's reading ads for Stamps.com."
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[audience laughing]
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"She knows it's over." [chuckles]
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"I think we got her."
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[audience chuckling]
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We had…
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We had riots last year,
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and everybody watched the riots like Netflix.
Duration
23 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:44
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
Everybody was just glued every day, like… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:34
Everybody was just glued every day, like…
Things are burning down. They're like, "The level of peace that I feel." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:17
Things are burning down. They're like, "The level ...
Cops were doing fucked-up shit and it was all on camera. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Cops were doing fucked-up shit and it was all on camera.
And I have to say that because I look like a cop, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
And I have to say that because I look like a cop,
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
"Hey, what's going on?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:29
"Hey, what's going on?"
Everyone I know and everyone you know. Let's be honest. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Everyone I know and everyone you know. Let's be honest.
[scattered applause] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[scattered applause]
I'm like, "Remember John with the black hair?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:26
I'm like, "Remember John with the black hair?"...
[audience chuckling] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience chuckling]
Everything's about what the kids are learning. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Everything's about what the kids are learning.
"What are they learning, the kids? What are they teaching children?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
"What are they learning, the kids? What are they teachi...
They could not have given a fuck less about what I learned ever. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
They could not have given a fuck less about what I learned e...
My father walked me to the bus stop on my first day of school. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
My father walked me to the bus stop on my first day of schoo...
I said, "What school am I going to?" He goes, "I don't know, son. Uh…" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
I said, "What school am I going to?" He goes, &quo...
Now these parents are stampeding fucking… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:15
Now these parents are stampeding fucking…
Are they teaching two-year-olds about gender theory? Maybe. I don't know. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Are they teaching two-year-olds about gender theory? Maybe. ...
There's always one school that they find in, like, San Francisco. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
There's always one school that they find in, like, San ...