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[audience laughs] My father had to look at my mother and go,
"Will you shut the fuck up so these things will come over here?" He called them "things." And now that I'm older,
I realize they are things. [chuckles] But when you're young,
you want a little magic
"Will you shut the fuck up so these things will come over here?" He called them "things." And now that I'm older,
I realize they are things. [chuckles] But when you're young,
you want a little magic
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[audience laughs]
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My father had to look at my mother and go,
"Will you shut the fuck up
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so these things will come over here?"
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He called them "things."
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And now that I'm older,
I realize they are things. [chuckles]
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But when you're young,
you want a little magic.
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Movie Summary
Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.