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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

"Oh, the dolphins are back."It started with "The dolphins are back." It ended with a guy...

[audience laughs] "The Earth is healing. Just listen." "The Earth is healing. Just breathe." "The dolphins are back." [audience laughs] "Oh, the dolphins are back."
It started with "The dolphins are back." It ended with a guy in a Viking helmet
trying to kill Pelosi with a pen

Full Transcript

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[audience laughs]
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"The Earth is healing. Just listen."
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"The Earth is healing. Just breathe."
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"The dolphins are back."
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[audience laughs]
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"Oh, the dolphins are back." It started with "The dolphins are back."
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It ended with a guy in a Viking helmet trying to kill Pelosi with a pen.
Duration
19 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:30
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience laughing]
She's very progressive, very far out, but that's cool. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
She's very progressive, very far out, but that's c...
But I look at politics now like I look at swimming in the ocean. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
But I look at politics now like I look at swimming in the oc...
If you're too far out, I'm like, "They can't even get back - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:16
If you're too far out, I'm like, "They can�...
And nobody was affected less than consultants over the last two years. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
And nobody was affected less than consultants over the last ...
They checked in, they followed up, they touched base, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
They checked in, they followed up, they touched base,
-That's all they did. -[cheering and applause] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:31
-That's all they did. -[cheering and applause]
What's Beauty and the Beast… What's Beauty and the Beast even about? - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
What's Beauty and the Beast… What's Beauty and the...
[surprised laughter] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:18
[surprised laughter]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughs]
The junkie couple doesn't bother anybody. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
The junkie couple doesn't bother anybody.
You never see them on Instagram, like, "Ahh." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
You never see them on Instagram, like, "Ahh."
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
And if you don't have kids, stay the fuck out of Disney World. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
And if you don't have kids, stay the fuck out of Disney...
It's designed for fucking kids. Well, not fucking… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
It's designed for fucking kids. Well, not fucking…
But also, there's an argument about that, but here's the point. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
But also, there's an argument about that, but here'...
If you're a reasonably intelligent adult, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:21
If you're a reasonably intelligent adult,
If it was, our country would have bombed it years ago. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
If it was, our country would have bombed it years ago.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]