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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

This city is one bad mayorfrom being Portland, by the way

[audience laughs] This city is one bad mayor
from being Portland, by the way

Full Transcript

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This city is one bad mayor from being Portland, by the way.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:04
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
-You're one… You're one bad mayor away. -[audience cheering and applauding] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
-You're one… You're one bad mayor away. -[audience...
"Indica or sativa?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
"Indica or sativa?"
I moved to Austin. There's a lot of homeless people in Austin. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I moved to Austin. There's a lot of homeless people in ...
There are so many homeless people in Austin, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
There are so many homeless people in Austin,
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
All they care about is barbecue. It's embarrassing. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
All they care about is barbecue. It's embarrassing.
And you never feel like a fatter piece of shit - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
And you never feel like a fatter piece of shit
A woman's like, "How many pounds of pork do you want?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
A woman's like, "How many pounds of pork do you wa...
I'm like, "God damn it." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
I'm like, "God damn it."
I'm like, "I should share this, but it's America." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:20
I'm like, "I should share this, but it's Amer...
And… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
And…
I've never gotten one ticket because I know exactly what to say - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
I've never gotten one ticket because I know exactly wha...
When they pull you over, they don't ask for your license and registration. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
When they pull you over, they don't ask for your licens...
Like, one guy pulled me over. He goes, "California, huh?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
Like, one guy pulled me over. He goes, "California, huh...
I'm like, "You know what I'm doing here, sir?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
I'm like, "You know what I'm doing here, sir?...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
[audience laughing]
It's important to connect. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
It's important to connect.
When this pandemic started, everybody thought it was gonna be fun. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
When this pandemic started, everybody thought it was gonna b...
Everybody had pajamas on. They were like, "It's a snow day." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
Everybody had pajamas on. They were like, "It's a ...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:19
[audience laughs]