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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

Cigarette's ash in a seashell,00 a.m

Cigarette's ash in a seashell,
sangria made at 11:00 a.m

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Cigarette's ash in a seashell, sangria made at 11:00 a.m.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:15
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
If they're over 40, they look exactly like me. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
If they're over 40, they look exactly like me.
"That's Aunt Sue. She has lupus." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:12
"That's Aunt Sue. She has lupus."
And nobody wants this. Nobody. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
And nobody wants this. Nobody.
We can't be honest. I wish you had to be honest. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
We can't be honest. I wish you had to be honest.
They're like, "Bob, what are you thankful for?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:35
They're like, "Bob, what are you thankful for?&quo...
We have my Aunt Carol being like, "I'm thankful for the seasons." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
We have my Aunt Carol being like, "I'm thankful fo...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
We're like, "Ahh. Get in there." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
We're like, "Ahh. Get in there."
[audience continues laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience continues laughing]
She said to me, she's like, "Is that joke about me?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
She said to me, she's like, "Is that joke about me...
People think the American economy is powered by war. Perhaps. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
People think the American economy is powered by war. Perhaps...
Some people think it'll be Bitcoin. I think it's cruises. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Some people think it'll be Bitcoin. I think it's c...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
The Grand Princess cruise. The first time you heard about Covid. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
The Grand Princess cruise. The first time you heard about Co...
There was an outbreak. People were fighting over water. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
There was an outbreak. People were fighting over water.
They were shitting on the deck. Dying in their bunk. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
They were shitting on the deck. Dying in their bunk.
We wouldn't even let it dock. I didn't even know you could do that. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
We wouldn't even let it dock. I didn't even know y...
People from Miami were just walking outside, going… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
People from Miami were just walking outside, going…
They sold out a year in advance. Because you know Americans. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
They sold out a year in advance. Because you know Americans.
They're watching those bodies stack up, and they're going… [chuckles] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
They're watching those bodies stack up, and they'r...