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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

Everybody in LAthat was fat and had money, we were trying to cut the line

Everybody in LA
that was fat and had money, we were trying to cut the line

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Everybody in LA that was fat and had money,
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we were trying to cut the line.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:02
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
"Let's go." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
"Let's go."
I got it after I was vaccinated - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
I got it after I was vaccinated
-[chuckles] -[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
-[chuckles] -[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughs]
So it wasn't really a nurse, it was, like, a QAnon retard… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
So it wasn't really a nurse, it was, like, a QAnon reta...
She walked in. She's like, "Honey, all you can do is pray." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:23
She walked in. She's like, "Honey, all you can do ...
That was never better evidenced - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
That was never better evidenced
In New York and LA, if you were like, "Hey, I'm fully vaxxed," - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:16
In New York and LA, if you were like, "Hey, I'm fu...
He looked at me, he was like, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:44
He looked at me, he was like,
And… [laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
And… [laughs]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughing]
But all nurses can't be heroes. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
But all nurses can't be heroes.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
[audience laughs]
No, in fact, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
No, in fact,
Teacher, firefighter, cop. No more heroes. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Teacher, firefighter, cop. No more heroes.
If somebody saves your life tonight, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
If somebody saves your life tonight,
"Yeah. You like that?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
"Yeah. You like that?"
Five minutes later, they're TikToking with dead bodies. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Five minutes later, they're TikToking with dead bodies.