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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

He called me. He's like, "What is this?" But back then, I have so much confidence.I'm...

He called me. He's like, "What is this?" But back then, I have so much confidence.
I'm like, "What is this?" [chuckles] "It's a revolution." [audience laughing] "We're gonna throw you off the balcony
of that penthouse apartment you own." "That's what this is." "You got a horse in Malibu." "We're gonna fuck it
in front of your kids." [audience laughing] He's like, "You're down two grand." I'm like, "Sell, sell." [audience laughing] "Sell." "I love that horse. [chuckles]
I'm kidding around." [audience laughing] But the American economy's
on solid footing

Full Transcript

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He called me. He's like, "What is this?"
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But back then, I have so much confidence. I'm like, "What is this?"
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[chuckles] "It's a revolution."
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[audience laughing]
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"We're gonna throw you off the balcony of that penthouse apartment you own."
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"That's what this is."
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"You got a horse in Malibu."
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"We're gonna fuck it in front of your kids."
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[audience laughing]
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He's like, "You're down two grand."
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I'm like, "Sell, sell."
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[audience laughing]
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"Sell."
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"I love that horse. [chuckles] I'm kidding around."
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[audience laughing]
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But the American economy's on solid footing.
Duration
39 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:51
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
I know that because Justin Bieber just paid $1.2 million - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
I know that because Justin Bieber just paid $1.2 million
Every now and then, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Every now and then,
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience laughing]
And there's a guy coming out of the mines, you know, coughing. [coughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
And there's a guy coming out of the mines, you know, co...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
[audience laughing]
There's a megachurch pastor in Houston named Joel Osteen. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
There's a megachurch pastor in Houston named Joel Ostee...
[audience cheering] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience cheering]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
[audience laughing]
And I looked on Twitter and I saw that nobody was defending him. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
And I looked on Twitter and I saw that nobody was defending ...
[audience chuckling] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
[audience chuckling]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:18
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughs]
Write on their wall tomorrow morning. Go, "Do you remember me?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:31
Write on their wall tomorrow morning. Go, "Do you remem...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
That's their whole rationale for existing. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
That's their whole rationale for existing.
"No symptoms? Negative test?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
"No symptoms? Negative test?"