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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

He looked at me, he was like, "Okay." And then, I swear to God, he goes, "When you get...

He looked at me, he was like, "Okay." [audience laughing] And then, I swear to God, he goes, "When you get out of here, I want you to go to a website
that really explains what's going on." [audience laughing] I'm like, "Why don't you explain
what's going on?" "I'm here in your office." [audience laughing] He goes, "Okay.
The Jews killed Princess Diana." [audience laughing] I was like, "I have a head cold."
He goes, "I know. I'm getting to that." "I'm laying the foundation. Bear with me." [audience chuckling] Tough year for nurses, so I've heard

Full Transcript

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He looked at me, he was like,
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"Okay."
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[audience laughing]
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And then, I swear to God, he goes,
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"When you get out of here,
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I want you to go to a website that really explains what's going on."
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[audience laughing]
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I'm like, "Why don't you explain what's going on?"
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"I'm here in your office."
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[audience laughing]
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He goes, "Okay. The Jews killed Princess Diana."
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[audience laughing]
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I was like, "I have a head cold." He goes, "I know. I'm getting to that."
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"I'm laying the foundation. Bear with me."
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[audience chuckling]
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Tough year for nurses, so I've heard.
Duration
44 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:54
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
And… [laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
And… [laughs]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughing]
But all nurses can't be heroes. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
But all nurses can't be heroes.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
[audience laughs]
No, in fact, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
No, in fact,
Teacher, firefighter, cop. No more heroes. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Teacher, firefighter, cop. No more heroes.
If somebody saves your life tonight, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
If somebody saves your life tonight,
"Yeah. You like that?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
"Yeah. You like that?"
Five minutes later, they're TikToking with dead bodies. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Five minutes later, they're TikToking with dead bodies.
I didn't need you on Facebook Live every five minutes, crying. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
I didn't need you on Facebook Live every five minutes, ...
[sobbing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:29
[sobbing]
She's gonna start saying nice things about the trans community? - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
She's gonna start saying nice things about the trans co...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
"Grandma, welcome back." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:38
"Grandma, welcome back."
I knew it was real. My mother was in a nursing home in New York. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
I knew it was real. My mother was in a nursing home in New Y...
And we were terrified - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
And we were terrified
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
I was calling the doctor myself, going, "Choke the bitch out." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
I was calling the doctor myself, going, "Choke the bitc...
[audience chuckles] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience chuckles]