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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

"Hey, what's going on?" "Who's this? Your son?What's up, buddy? How are you?" "What...

Tim Dillon: A Real Hero • 2022

"Hey, what's going on?" [audience laughing] "Who's this? Your son?
What's up, buddy? How are you?" "What happened? Blew a tire?" "Yeah, I'm local law enforcement,
here to help." [audience laughs] "Oh yeah, she's loaded.
We're always ready to dance." [chuckles] "You want me to call anybody?
You need something?" "You need something?" [audience laughing] Everyone I know who became a cop should not have become a cop

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"Hey, what's going on?"

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[audience laughing]

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"Who's this? Your son? What's up, buddy? How are you?"

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"What happened? Blew a tire?"

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"Yeah, I'm local law enforcement, here to help."

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[audience laughs]

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"Oh yeah, she's loaded. We're always ready to dance." [chuckles]

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"You want me to call anybody? You need something?"

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"You need something?"

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[audience laughing]

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Everyone I know who became a cop

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should not have become a cop.

Duration

29 seconds

Views

35

Timestamp in Movie

00:25:24

Uploaded

Apr 30, 2025

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.