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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

I rooted for every variant… …because I just wantedto get out of family parties

I rooted for every variant… [audience laughing] …because I just wanted
to get out of family parties

Full Transcript

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I rooted for every variant…
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[audience laughing]
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…because I just wanted to get out of family parties.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:43
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
You've never been out at a bar with a guy, and went, "This guy is amazing." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:30
You've never been out at a bar with a guy, and went, &q...
Ethiopia has a cuisine and no food. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Ethiopia has a cuisine and no food.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughing]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughs]
Cigarette's ash in a seashell, sangria made at 11:00 a.m. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Cigarette's ash in a seashell, sangria made at 11:00 a....
If they're over 40, they look exactly like me. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
If they're over 40, they look exactly like me.
"That's Aunt Sue. She has lupus." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:12
"That's Aunt Sue. She has lupus."
And nobody wants this. Nobody. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
And nobody wants this. Nobody.
We can't be honest. I wish you had to be honest. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
We can't be honest. I wish you had to be honest.
They're like, "Bob, what are you thankful for?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:35
They're like, "Bob, what are you thankful for?&quo...
We have my Aunt Carol being like, "I'm thankful for the seasons." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
We have my Aunt Carol being like, "I'm thankful fo...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
We're like, "Ahh. Get in there." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
We're like, "Ahh. Get in there."
[audience continues laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience continues laughing]
She said to me, she's like, "Is that joke about me?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
She said to me, she's like, "Is that joke about me...
People think the American economy is powered by war. Perhaps. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
People think the American economy is powered by war. Perhaps...
Some people think it'll be Bitcoin. I think it's cruises. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Some people think it'll be Bitcoin. I think it's c...