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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

I should be able to call them "dykes." That's why we fought the Civil War

I should be able to call them "dykes." [cheering and applause] That's why we fought the Civil War

Full Transcript

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I should be able to call them "dykes."
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[cheering and applause]
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That's why we fought the Civil War.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:27
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
[audience cheering] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience cheering]
Because it is very hard to eat pussy in the sands. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Because it is very hard to eat pussy in the sands.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
I'm like, "Why do you even have a cactus?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:20
I'm like, "Why do you even have a cactus?"
I texted them, "I know where you live." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
I texted them, "I know where you live."
I forget her name. Gretelman, Hansel and Gretel, Thunderman. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
I forget her name. Gretelman, Hansel and Gretel, Thunderman.
Remember, that… that creepy little bitch would come on TV? - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Remember, that… that creepy little bitch would come on TV?
Dead-eyed little bitch, she would come on TV, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:14
Dead-eyed little bitch, she would come on TV,
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
A lot of people are trying to make light of nuclear war. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
A lot of people are trying to make light of nuclear war.
They're going, "Hey." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:12
They're going, "Hey."
Let's, you know… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
Let's, you know…
They keep bothering Joe Rogan about his podcast - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
They keep bothering Joe Rogan about his podcast
[audience laughing and cheering] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing and cheering]
Uh… [chuckles] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Uh… [chuckles]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
We're like, "You okay?" He's like… [high-pitched voice] "I'm fine." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:26
We're like, "You okay?" He's like… [high...
He'd be like… [high-pitched voice] "I have a friend." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:14
He'd be like… [high-pitched voice] "I have a frien...