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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

I went, "What the fuck is this?" "They've got a 24-hour buffet." She goes, "Yeah, they got...

I went, "What the fuck is this?" "They've got a 24-hour buffet." She goes, "Yeah, they got a buffet, but you don't know
how far away your room's gonna be." [audience laughing] That response has haunted me every day

Full Transcript

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I went, "What the fuck is this?"
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"They've got a 24-hour buffet."
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She goes, "Yeah, they got a buffet,
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but you don't know how far away your room's gonna be."
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[audience laughing]
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That response has haunted me every day.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:10
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
It's the most embarrassing thing. They dock. They let the people out. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
It's the most embarrassing thing. They dock. They let t...
These islands are like third-world hellscapes. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
These islands are like third-world hellscapes.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
But then to get to that, they gotta take you through the 90% - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
But then to get to that, they gotta take you through the 90%
They put you on a golf cart and they're like, "Where are you from?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
They put you on a golf cart and they're like, "Whe...
You can't even talk. You're just pointing. You're like… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
You can't even talk. You're just pointing. You...
They're like, "Isn't it pretty?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:12
They're like, "Isn't it pretty?"
These islands are people's homes. I don't even know why this is allowed. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
These islands are people's homes. I don't even kno...
One day, one of these demon companies like Carnival or Royal Caribbean - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:56
One day, one of these demon companies like Carnival or Royal...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
I get worried about getting kicked off the Internet. I say wild shit. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I get worried about getting kicked off the Internet. I say w...
I've never been kicked off Twitter or Facebook or YouTube, but… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
I've never been kicked off Twitter or Facebook or YouTu...
[cheering and applause] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[cheering and applause]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:19
[audience laughs]
I got in fight with these two women. They happened to be lesbians. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
I got in fight with these two women. They happened to be les...
I called them "dykes." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I called them "dykes."
I should be able to call them "dykes." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
I should be able to call them "dykes."
[audience cheering] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience cheering]