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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

I'm like, "God damn it." "Fuck." I gotta eat iton a garbage-can lid in an alley, staring...

I'm like, "God damn it." [audience laughing] "Fuck." I gotta eat it
on a garbage-can lid in an alley, staring at a homeless guy

Full Transcript

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I'm like, "God damn it."
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[audience laughing]
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"Fuck."
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I gotta eat it on a garbage-can lid in an alley,
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staring at a homeless guy.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:13
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
I'm like, "I should share this, but it's America." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:20
I'm like, "I should share this, but it's Amer...
And… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
And…
I've never gotten one ticket because I know exactly what to say - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
I've never gotten one ticket because I know exactly wha...
When they pull you over, they don't ask for your license and registration. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
When they pull you over, they don't ask for your licens...
Like, one guy pulled me over. He goes, "California, huh?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
Like, one guy pulled me over. He goes, "California, huh...
I'm like, "You know what I'm doing here, sir?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
I'm like, "You know what I'm doing here, sir?...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
[audience laughing]
It's important to connect. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
It's important to connect.
When this pandemic started, everybody thought it was gonna be fun. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
When this pandemic started, everybody thought it was gonna b...
Everybody had pajamas on. They were like, "It's a snow day." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
Everybody had pajamas on. They were like, "It's a ...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:19
[audience laughs]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience laughing]
She's very progressive, very far out, but that's cool. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
She's very progressive, very far out, but that's c...
But I look at politics now like I look at swimming in the ocean. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
But I look at politics now like I look at swimming in the oc...
If you're too far out, I'm like, "They can't even get back - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:16
If you're too far out, I'm like, "They can�...
And nobody was affected less than consultants over the last two years. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
And nobody was affected less than consultants over the last ...
They checked in, they followed up, they touched base, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
They checked in, they followed up, they touched base,
-That's all they did. -[cheering and applause] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:31
-That's all they did. -[cheering and applause]
What's Beauty and the Beast… What's Beauty and the Beast even about? - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
What's Beauty and the Beast… What's Beauty and the...
[surprised laughter] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:18
[surprised laughter]