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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

Lit cigarette to scrotum, just… I hate Disney Worldbecause my boomer, piece-of-shit...

Lit cigarette to scrotum, just… [sizzling] [audience chuckles] I hate Disney World
because my boomer, piece-of-shit parents went there to save their marriage

Full Transcript

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Lit cigarette to scrotum, just…
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[sizzling]
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[audience chuckles]
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I hate Disney World because my boomer, piece-of-shit parents
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went there to save their marriage.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:49
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
They ruined my first trip to Disney World trying to save their loveless marriage. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
They ruined my first trip to Disney World trying to save the...
My father said to my mother on the plane, loudly so people could hear, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:29
My father said to my mother on the plane, loudly so people c...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:19
[audience laughs]
I do feel bad for the Make-A-Wish kids - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
I do feel bad for the Make-A-Wish kids
I also feel bad for their parents - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
I also feel bad for their parents
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:56
[audience laughing]
And the woman who did it goes, "Why don't you hang out for 15 minutes?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:33
And the woman who did it goes, "Why don't you hang...
Let me die in a Dairy Queen drive-through, trying to grab a Blizzard. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
Let me die in a Dairy Queen drive-through, trying to grab a ...
The news was like, "Covid's a holocaust of fat people." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
The news was like, "Covid's a holocaust of fat peo...
Everybody in LA that was fat and had money, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Everybody in LA that was fat and had money,
"Let's go." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
"Let's go."
I got it after I was vaccinated - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
I got it after I was vaccinated
-[chuckles] -[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
-[chuckles] -[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughs]
So it wasn't really a nurse, it was, like, a QAnon retard… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
So it wasn't really a nurse, it was, like, a QAnon reta...
She walked in. She's like, "Honey, all you can do is pray." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:23
She walked in. She's like, "Honey, all you can do ...
That was never better evidenced - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
That was never better evidenced
In New York and LA, if you were like, "Hey, I'm fully vaxxed," - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:16
In New York and LA, if you were like, "Hey, I'm fu...
He looked at me, he was like, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:44
He looked at me, he was like,