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My mother's like,

Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

My mother's like, "You're failing math." I have half a stuffed-crust pizza in me.I'm like…...

Tim Dillon: A Real Hero • 2022

My mother's like, "You're failing math." I have half a stuffed-crust pizza in me.
I'm like… -[breathing heavily]
-[audience laughing] "We're all failing." "We're in Pizza Hut at 3:00 p.m." "That's not even a meal.
We're gonna eat later, you sick bitch." [audience laughing] "I'm your only son.
What the fuck is wrong with you?" [audience laughing] Now we want woke fast food

Full Transcript

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My mother's like, "You're failing math."

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I have half a stuffed-crust pizza in me. I'm like…

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-[breathing heavily] -[audience laughing]

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"We're all failing."

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"We're in Pizza Hut at 3:00 p.m."

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"That's not even a meal. We're gonna eat later, you sick bitch."

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[audience laughing]

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"I'm your only son. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

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[audience laughing]

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Now we want woke fast food.

Duration

27 seconds

Views

43

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:07

Uploaded

Apr 28, 2025

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.