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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

So it wasn't really a nurse,it was, like, a QAnon retard… …who had never beento medical...

So it wasn't really a nurse,
it was, like, a QAnon retard… [audience laughing] …who had never been
to medical school at all

Full Transcript

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So it wasn't really a nurse, it was, like, a QAnon retard…
00:00:04.754 --> 00:00:06.013
[audience laughing]
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…who had never been to medical school at all.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
2,011
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:56
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
She walked in. She's like, "Honey, all you can do is pray." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:23
She walked in. She's like, "Honey, all you can do ...
That was never better evidenced - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
That was never better evidenced
In New York and LA, if you were like, "Hey, I'm fully vaxxed," - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:16
In New York and LA, if you were like, "Hey, I'm fu...
He looked at me, he was like, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:44
He looked at me, he was like,
And… [laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
And… [laughs]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughing]
But all nurses can't be heroes. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
But all nurses can't be heroes.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
[audience laughs]
No, in fact, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
No, in fact,
Teacher, firefighter, cop. No more heroes. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Teacher, firefighter, cop. No more heroes.
If somebody saves your life tonight, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
If somebody saves your life tonight,
"Yeah. You like that?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
"Yeah. You like that?"
Five minutes later, they're TikToking with dead bodies. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Five minutes later, they're TikToking with dead bodies.
I didn't need you on Facebook Live every five minutes, crying. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
I didn't need you on Facebook Live every five minutes, ...
[sobbing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:29
[sobbing]
She's gonna start saying nice things about the trans community? - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
She's gonna start saying nice things about the trans co...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
"Grandma, welcome back." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:38
"Grandma, welcome back."
I knew it was real. My mother was in a nursing home in New York. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
I knew it was real. My mother was in a nursing home in New Y...