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Then we'd go to McDonald's, and she's like
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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

Then we'd go to McDonald's,and she's like, "It's kinda like we own this place." And even...

Then we'd go to McDonald's,
and she's like, "It's kinda like we own this place." [audience laughs] And even at seven years old, I'm like, "Man, I hope this bitch
gets hit by a car." [audience laughs] "What a pointless bitch my mother is." "Fuck." [audience chuckling] I went… I went hard into the AMC game

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Then we'd go to McDonald's, and she's like,
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"It's kinda like we own this place."
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[audience laughs]
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And even at seven years old, I'm like,
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"Man, I hope this bitch gets hit by a car."
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[audience laughs]
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"What a pointless bitch my mother is."
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"Fuck."
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[audience chuckling]
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I went… I went hard into the AMC game.
Duration
22 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:25
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
He called me. He's like, "What is this?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:39
He called me. He's like, "What is this?"
I know that because Justin Bieber just paid $1.2 million - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
I know that because Justin Bieber just paid $1.2 million
Every now and then, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Every now and then,
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience laughing]
And there's a guy coming out of the mines, you know, coughing. [coughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
And there's a guy coming out of the mines, you know, co...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
[audience laughing]
There's a megachurch pastor in Houston named Joel Osteen. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
There's a megachurch pastor in Houston named Joel Ostee...
[audience cheering] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience cheering]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
[audience laughing]
And I looked on Twitter and I saw that nobody was defending him. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
And I looked on Twitter and I saw that nobody was defending ...
[audience chuckling] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
[audience chuckling]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:18
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
[audience laughing]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughs]
Write on their wall tomorrow morning. Go, "Do you remember me?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:31
Write on their wall tomorrow morning. Go, "Do you remem...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
That's their whole rationale for existing. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
That's their whole rationale for existing.