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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

They call you up. "What'd you havefor dinner tonight? Papa's? Okay." "Say it." They know

They call you up. "What'd you have
for dinner tonight? Papa's? Okay." "Say it." They know

Full Transcript

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They call you up. "What'd you have for dinner tonight? Papa's? Okay."
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"Say it." They know.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:49
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
If you heard what they were saying at Little Caesars, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:12
If you heard what they were saying at Little Caesars,
I ate in Little Caesars once. I threw up blood for 48 hours. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I ate in Little Caesars once. I threw up blood for 48 hours.
Little Caesars markets their food directly to the homeless. It's a fact. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Little Caesars markets their food directly to the homeless. ...
They're like, "Little Caesars. If you're in the area, we have hot food." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
They're like, "Little Caesars. If you're in t...
What CEO was like, "Just let 'em know it's hot." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
What CEO was like, "Just let 'em know it's ho...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing and applauding] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughing and applauding]
[audience cheering] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience cheering]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
-You're one… You're one bad mayor away. -[audience cheering and applauding] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
-You're one… You're one bad mayor away. -[audience...
"Indica or sativa?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
"Indica or sativa?"
I moved to Austin. There's a lot of homeless people in Austin. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I moved to Austin. There's a lot of homeless people in ...
There are so many homeless people in Austin, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
There are so many homeless people in Austin,
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
All they care about is barbecue. It's embarrassing. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
All they care about is barbecue. It's embarrassing.
And you never feel like a fatter piece of shit - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
And you never feel like a fatter piece of shit
A woman's like, "How many pounds of pork do you want?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
A woman's like, "How many pounds of pork do you wa...
I'm like, "God damn it." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
I'm like, "God damn it."