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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

They go, "Not today. Ah…" "I can't do it today, and I don'teven know when I could." -"I...

They go, "Not today. Ah…" [audience laughs] "I can't do it today, and I don't
even know when I could." [chuckles] -[audience laughs]
-"I don't even…" The bitch did it at the Olympics!

Full Transcript

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They go,
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"Not today. Ah…"
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[audience laughs]
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"I can't do it today, and I don't even know when I could." [chuckles]
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-[audience laughs] -"I don't even…"
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The bitch did it at the Olympics!
Duration
15 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:35
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:30
[audience laughing]
-[chuckles] -[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
-[chuckles] -[audience laughs]
You have never sat next to an in-shape, ripped, hot athlete - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:18
You have never sat next to an in-shape, ripped, hot athlete
[audience chuckling] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience chuckling]
I-I-I-I sold it. I let the community down. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I-I-I-I sold it. I let the community down.
You remember the big push with GameStop and AMC? - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
You remember the big push with GameStop and AMC?
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughs]
My mother used to buy me and my father single shares of stock for Christmas. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
My mother used to buy me and my father single shares of stoc...
She'd give us, like, a share of ExxonMobil - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
She'd give us, like, a share of ExxonMobil
Then we'd go to McDonald's, and she's like, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:22
Then we'd go to McDonald's, and she's like,
He called me. He's like, "What is this?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:39
He called me. He's like, "What is this?"
I know that because Justin Bieber just paid $1.2 million - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
I know that because Justin Bieber just paid $1.2 million
Every now and then, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Every now and then,
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience laughing]
And there's a guy coming out of the mines, you know, coughing. [coughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
And there's a guy coming out of the mines, you know, co...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
[audience laughing]
There's a megachurch pastor in Houston named Joel Osteen. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
There's a megachurch pastor in Houston named Joel Ostee...
[audience cheering] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience cheering]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]