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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

They only give that to himso he doesn't touch himself, and it doesn't work

They only give that to him
so he doesn't touch himself, and it doesn't work

Full Transcript

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They only give that to him so he doesn't touch himself,
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and it doesn't work.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:46
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughing]
It's just a bowl of ranch dressing. People just dunk their head right in. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
It's just a bowl of ranch dressing. People just dunk th...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
My mother's like, "You're failing math." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
My mother's like, "You're failing math."
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:19
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
"Where does Chick-fil-A stand on fisting?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
"Where does Chick-fil-A stand on fisting?"
It's a drive-through. You're supposed to drive through - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
It's a drive-through. You're supposed to drive thr...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:25
[audience laughing]
"Is the sauce in the bag?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
"Is the sauce in the bag?"
[cheering and applause] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[cheering and applause]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
The window opens. You're like, "It wasn't really six mil--" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
The window opens. You're like, "It wasn't rea...
[audience chuckling] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience chuckling]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
But it's not false advertising - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
But it's not false advertising
[audience laughing and applauding] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing and applauding]
They call you up. "What'd you have for dinner tonight? Papa's? Okay." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
They call you up. "What'd you have for dinner toni...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]