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They were shitting on the deck. Dying in their bunk
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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

They were shitting on the deck.Dying in their bunk

They were shitting on the deck.
Dying in their bunk

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They were shitting on the deck. Dying in their bunk.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:55
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
We wouldn't even let it dock. I didn't even know you could do that. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
We wouldn't even let it dock. I didn't even know y...
People from Miami were just walking outside, going… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
People from Miami were just walking outside, going…
They sold out a year in advance. Because you know Americans. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
They sold out a year in advance. Because you know Americans.
They're watching those bodies stack up, and they're going… [chuckles] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
They're watching those bodies stack up, and they'r...
I took one cruise. I could have been a personal trainer on this boat. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I took one cruise. I could have been a personal trainer on t...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:15
[audience laughing]
I went, "What the fuck is this?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:15
I went, "What the fuck is this?"
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
It's the most embarrassing thing. They dock. They let the people out. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
It's the most embarrassing thing. They dock. They let t...
These islands are like third-world hellscapes. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
These islands are like third-world hellscapes.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
But then to get to that, they gotta take you through the 90% - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
But then to get to that, they gotta take you through the 90%
They put you on a golf cart and they're like, "Where are you from?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
They put you on a golf cart and they're like, "Whe...
You can't even talk. You're just pointing. You're like… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
You can't even talk. You're just pointing. You...
They're like, "Isn't it pretty?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:12
They're like, "Isn't it pretty?"
These islands are people's homes. I don't even know why this is allowed. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
These islands are people's homes. I don't even kno...
One day, one of these demon companies like Carnival or Royal Caribbean - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:56
One day, one of these demon companies like Carnival or Royal...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
I get worried about getting kicked off the Internet. I say wild shit. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I get worried about getting kicked off the Internet. I say w...