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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

They're like, "Bob,what are you thankful for?" "I'm thankfulI didn't get a DWI on...

Tim Dillon: A Real Hero • 2022

They're like, "Bob,
what are you thankful for?" "I'm thankful
I didn't get a DWI on Tuesday." "I couldn't see through the dash." [audience laughing] "Thank God I did some coke
earlier that night." "When I'm coked up, I remember to signal.
I can't get hard, but I signal." "I pull into my driveway.
I'm like, 'Maybe I can get hard.'" "I start jerking my dick. I pass out." "I hit my head. My kids find me,
dick in hand, bloody head." "But no DWI. I am so thankful for that." [audience laughing] But we don't have that

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They're like, "Bob, what are you thankful for?"

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"I'm thankful I didn't get a DWI on Tuesday."

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"I couldn't see through the dash."

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[audience laughing]

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"Thank God I did some coke earlier that night."

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"When I'm coked up, I remember to signal. I can't get hard, but I signal."

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"I pull into my driveway. I'm like, 'Maybe I can get hard.'"

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"I start jerking my dick. I pass out."

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"I hit my head. My kids find me, dick in hand, bloody head."

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"But no DWI. I am so thankful for that."

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[audience laughing]

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But we don't have that.

Duration

35 seconds

Views

42

Timestamp in Movie

00:37:54

Uploaded

Apr 30, 2025

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.