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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

They're like, "Isn't it pretty?" You're like, "Was that a civil war?" But they are...

They're like, "Isn't it pretty?" You're like, "Was that a civil war?" [audience laughing] "What the fuck is going on?" [audience laughing] But they are people's homes

Full Transcript

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They're like, "Isn't it pretty?"
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You're like, "Was that a civil war?"
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[audience laughing]
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"What the fuck is going on?"
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[audience laughing]
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But they are people's homes.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:07
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
These islands are people's homes. I don't even know why this is allowed. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
These islands are people's homes. I don't even kno...
One day, one of these demon companies like Carnival or Royal Caribbean - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:56
One day, one of these demon companies like Carnival or Royal...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
I get worried about getting kicked off the Internet. I say wild shit. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I get worried about getting kicked off the Internet. I say w...
I've never been kicked off Twitter or Facebook or YouTube, but… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
I've never been kicked off Twitter or Facebook or YouTu...
[cheering and applause] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[cheering and applause]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:19
[audience laughs]
I got in fight with these two women. They happened to be lesbians. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
I got in fight with these two women. They happened to be les...
I called them "dykes." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I called them "dykes."
I should be able to call them "dykes." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
I should be able to call them "dykes."
[audience cheering] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience cheering]
Because it is very hard to eat pussy in the sands. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Because it is very hard to eat pussy in the sands.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
I'm like, "Why do you even have a cactus?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:20
I'm like, "Why do you even have a cactus?"
I texted them, "I know where you live." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
I texted them, "I know where you live."
I forget her name. Gretelman, Hansel and Gretel, Thunderman. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
I forget her name. Gretelman, Hansel and Gretel, Thunderman.
Remember, that… that creepy little bitch would come on TV? - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Remember, that… that creepy little bitch would come on TV?