To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
We're like,
Please log in to add to collections.
Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

We're like, "Ahh. Get in there." "Get in that bathroom for 17 minutes."She walks out,...

We're like, "Ahh. Get in there." "Get in that bathroom for 17 minutes."
She walks out, like… [audience laughing]

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.294
We're like, "Ahh. Get in there."
00:00:04.253 --> 00:00:07.034
"Get in that bathroom for 17 minutes." She walks out, like…
00:00:08.999 --> 00:00:10.093
[audience laughing]
Duration
10 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:42
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
[audience continues laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience continues laughing]
She said to me, she's like, "Is that joke about me?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
She said to me, she's like, "Is that joke about me...
People think the American economy is powered by war. Perhaps. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
People think the American economy is powered by war. Perhaps...
Some people think it'll be Bitcoin. I think it's cruises. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Some people think it'll be Bitcoin. I think it's c...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
The Grand Princess cruise. The first time you heard about Covid. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
The Grand Princess cruise. The first time you heard about Co...
There was an outbreak. People were fighting over water. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
There was an outbreak. People were fighting over water.
They were shitting on the deck. Dying in their bunk. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
They were shitting on the deck. Dying in their bunk.
We wouldn't even let it dock. I didn't even know you could do that. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
We wouldn't even let it dock. I didn't even know y...
People from Miami were just walking outside, going… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
People from Miami were just walking outside, going…
They sold out a year in advance. Because you know Americans. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
They sold out a year in advance. Because you know Americans.
They're watching those bodies stack up, and they're going… [chuckles] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
They're watching those bodies stack up, and they'r...
I took one cruise. I could have been a personal trainer on this boat. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I took one cruise. I could have been a personal trainer on t...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:15
[audience laughing]
I went, "What the fuck is this?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:15
I went, "What the fuck is this?"
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
It's the most embarrassing thing. They dock. They let the people out. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
It's the most embarrassing thing. They dock. They let t...
These islands are like third-world hellscapes. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
These islands are like third-world hellscapes.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
But then to get to that, they gotta take you through the 90% - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
But then to get to that, they gotta take you through the 90%