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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

Write on their wall tomorrow morning.Go, "Do you remember me?" They're gonna go, "Of...

Write on their wall tomorrow morning.
Go, "Do you remember me?" They're gonna go, "Of course I do." And then under that, write, "What we had meant something to me." [audience laughing] If they try to get out of it,
like, "Chemistry was fun," go, "No, you fucked me in the mouth." [audience laughs] Have your friends comment.
"Why did you fuck him in the mouth?" "Why? Why did you fuck him in the mouth?" And what's funny about that is you just ruined someone's life

Full Transcript

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Write on their wall tomorrow morning. Go, "Do you remember me?"
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They're gonna go, "Of course I do."
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And then under that, write,
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"What we had meant something to me."
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[audience laughing]
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If they try to get out of it, like, "Chemistry was fun,"
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go, "No, you fucked me in the mouth."
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[audience laughs]
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Have your friends comment. "Why did you fuck him in the mouth?"
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"Why? Why did you fuck him in the mouth?"
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And what's funny about that
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is you just ruined someone's life.
Duration
31 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:36
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
That's their whole rationale for existing. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
That's their whole rationale for existing.
"No symptoms? Negative test?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
"No symptoms? Negative test?"
I rooted for every variant… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
I rooted for every variant…
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing]
You've never been out at a bar with a guy, and went, "This guy is amazing." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:30
You've never been out at a bar with a guy, and went, &q...
Ethiopia has a cuisine and no food. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Ethiopia has a cuisine and no food.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughing]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughs]
Cigarette's ash in a seashell, sangria made at 11:00 a.m. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Cigarette's ash in a seashell, sangria made at 11:00 a....
If they're over 40, they look exactly like me. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
If they're over 40, they look exactly like me.
"That's Aunt Sue. She has lupus." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:12
"That's Aunt Sue. She has lupus."
And nobody wants this. Nobody. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
And nobody wants this. Nobody.
We can't be honest. I wish you had to be honest. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
We can't be honest. I wish you had to be honest.
They're like, "Bob, what are you thankful for?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:35
They're like, "Bob, what are you thankful for?&quo...
We have my Aunt Carol being like, "I'm thankful for the seasons." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
We have my Aunt Carol being like, "I'm thankful fo...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]