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�� if I didn't have you
someone else would do -♫ someone else would surely do
-♫ if I were a rich man ♫ diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle
diddle-diddle-diddle-dee ♫ I guess I would be
with a surgeon or a model ♫ or a rellie of the royals
or a Kennedy ♫ or a nymphomaniacal exhibitionist
heiress to a large chain of hotels ♫ if I were a rich man
maybe I would fiddle ♫ fiddle-diddle-diddle
with them rich man girls ♫ I'm not saying that I'd not love you
if I were wealthy or handsome ♫ but realistically there's lots of fish
in the sea ♫ and if I had a different rod
I would conceivably land some ♫ even though I am fiscally
consistently pitiable ♫ and considerably less Brad Pitt
than "Brad pitiful" ♫ am I really so poor and ugly ♫ that you think only you
could possibly love me? -♫ and I, I think I'd probably
-♫ I think that I would ♫ have somebody else
someone else would do -♫ someone else would surely do
-♫ if I were a rich man ♫ diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle
diddle-diddle-diddle-dee ♫ I guess I would be
with a surgeon or a model ♫ or a rellie of the royals
or a Kennedy ♫ or a nymphomaniacal exhibitionist
heiress to a large chain of hotels ♫ if I were a rich man
maybe I would fiddle ♫ fiddle-diddle-diddle
with them rich man girls ♫ I'm not saying that I'd not love you
if I were wealthy or handsome ♫ but realistically there's lots of fish
in the sea ♫ and if I had a different rod
I would conceivably land some ♫ even though I am fiscally
consistently pitiable ♫ and considerably less Brad Pitt
than "Brad pitiful" ♫ am I really so poor and ugly ♫ that you think only you
could possibly love me? -♫ and I, I think I'd probably
-♫ I think that I would ♫ have somebody else
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♫ if I didn't have you
someone else would do
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-♫ someone else would surely do
-♫ if I were a rich man
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♫ diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle
diddle-diddle-diddle-dee
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♫ I guess I would be
with a surgeon or a model
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♫ or a rellie of the royals
or a Kennedy
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♫ or a nymphomaniacal exhibitionist
heiress to a large chain of hotels
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♫ if I were a rich man
maybe I would fiddle
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♫ fiddle-diddle-diddle
with them rich man girls
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♫ I'm not saying that I'd not love you
if I were wealthy or handsome
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♫ but realistically there's lots of fish
in the sea
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♫ and if I had a different rod
I would conceivably land some
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♫ even though I am fiscally
consistently pitiable
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♫ and considerably less Brad Pitt
than "Brad pitiful"
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♫ am I really so poor and ugly
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♫ that you think only you
could possibly love me?
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-♫ and I, I think I'd probably
-♫ I think that I would
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♫ have somebody else
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Movie Summary
Musical comedy spectacle featuring Minchin's eclectic repertoire, from old songs to new ones, and his trademark wit, virtuosity, self-mockery, and philosophical observations, filmed live at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire.
