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I want you to know that you are not welcome here
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Tim Minchin: Back

I want you to know that you are notwelcome here. - And I don't meanin this theatre, I mean...

I want you to know that you are not
welcome here. - And I don't mean
in this theatre, I mean on the fucking planet

Full Transcript

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I want you to know that you are not welcome here. -
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And I don't mean in this theatre,
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I mean on the fucking planet.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:02
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Musical comedy spectacle featuring Minchin's eclectic repertoire, from old songs to new ones, and his trademark wit, virtuosity, self-mockery, and philosophical observations, filmed live at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire.
You wandering around, shining a spotlight - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
You wandering around, shining a spotlight
"Ooh, look at my musculoskeletal system, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:11
"Ooh, look at my musculoskeletal system,
You'll probably go home tonight and have wobble-free sex. - Tim Minchin: Back 00:05
You'll probably go home tonight and have wobble-free se...
With your little boyfriend whose penis probably still hangs - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
With your little boyfriend whose penis probably still hangs
Anyway, for you guys, a mitsubishi Colt is a car, okay? - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
Anyway, for you guys, a mitsubishi Colt is a car, okay?
It's just a shitty little car, built and designed in the empire of Japan - Tim Minchin: Back 00:11
It's just a shitty little car, built and designed in th...
Consciousness is just an emergent property - Tim Minchin: Back 00:08
Consciousness is just an emergent property
So, anyway, this... this poem's about... It's not... - Tim Minchin: Back 00:05
So, anyway, this... this poem's about... It's not....
You know when you're struggling, if you're a struggling artist, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:13
You know when you're struggling, if you're a strug...
So I wrote a poem about this scenario, and I played it for a while, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:09
So I wrote a poem about this scenario, and I played it for a...
It's very, very embarrassing. But don't worry, I'm getting through it. - Tim Minchin: Back 00:05
It's very, very embarrassing. But don't worry, I&#...
And, I swear, half a dozen times since I moved back to Australia, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:11
And, I swear, half a dozen times since I moved back to Austr...
You make a living out of that, do ya?" - Tim Minchin: Back 00:08
You make a living out of that, do ya?"
But I don't, because it's illegal, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
But I don't, because it's illegal,
Anyway, what I'm trying to say for you youngsters - Tim Minchin: Back 00:09
Anyway, what I'm trying to say for you youngsters
But also because some of it was written before you were born, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
But also because some of it was written before you were born...
There's... at one point, yeah, the antagonist refers to a "chick" magazine, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:10
There's... at one point, yeah, the antagonist refers to...
So, erm, a magazine is like a, um... - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
So, erm, a magazine is like a, um...
Er, how would you des... It's like a large-scale floppy, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:10
Er, how would you des... It's like a large-scale floppy...
Like a tightly-bound stack of very thin slices of tree that you entertain... - Tim Minchin: Back 00:08
Like a tightly-bound stack of very thin slices of tree that ...