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Tim Minchin: Back

I've lived in americafor four years, and if you want to bea right-wing conservative, you...

I've lived in america
for four years, and if you want to be
a right-wing conservative, you have to concurrently
hold the following beliefs

Full Transcript

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I've lived in america for four years,
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and if you want to be a right-wing conservative,
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you have to concurrently hold the following beliefs.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:10
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Musical comedy spectacle featuring Minchin's eclectic repertoire, from old songs to new ones, and his trademark wit, virtuosity, self-mockery, and philosophical observations, filmed live at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire.
You have to believe that Jesus is love, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
You have to believe that Jesus is love,
And that people should have unfettered access to semi-automatic weapons. - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
And that people should have unfettered access to semi-automa...
If Jesus came back today, he would be fucking baffled - Tim Minchin: Back 00:08
If Jesus came back today, he would be fucking baffled
M&M's, cricket bats, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
M&M's, cricket bats,
It would be a fucking tough time for Jesus. - - Tim Minchin: Back 00:15
It would be a fucking tough time for Jesus. -
And you have to believe that a person, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:11
And you have to believe that a person,
Moses said, "thou shalt de-sequester that carbon, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:09
Moses said, "thou shalt de-sequester that carbon,
“You get off your knees, boy! Your knees is for church, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
“You get off your knees, boy! Your knees is for church,
"I'll smash you, fascist! Fucking fascist!" - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
"I'll smash you, fascist! Fucking fascist!"
Big pharmaceutical companies trying to make money off of you." - Tim Minchin: Back 00:12
Big pharmaceutical companies trying to make money off of you...
"You're not allowed dick, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
"You're not allowed dick,
But if you got a dick, and you like a dick, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:11
But if you got a dick, and you like a dick,
And then over here is us mob, the progressives, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
And then over here is us mob, the progressives,
Progressives. If you are a right-wing conservative Christian, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:09
Progressives. If you are a right-wing conservative Christian...
I can only say you are welcome. - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
I can only say you are welcome.
And I hope that at some point during the evening - Tim Minchin: Back 00:08
And I hope that at some point during the evening
Now, on average, we're a bit more educated, but are we kinder? - Tim Minchin: Back 00:05
Now, on average, we're a bit more educated, but are we ...
Because modern progressives have decided that - Tim Minchin: Back 00:14
Because modern progressives have decided that
And then turn to someone inside their own bubble - Tim Minchin: Back 00:16
And then turn to someone inside their own bubble
That means you're racially part of the white supremacy." - Tim Minchin: Back 00:15
That means you're racially part of the white supremacy....