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Tim Minchin: Back

�My church is best." Churches are just sports teams, but with mascots who can fly

�My church is best." Churches are just sports teams, but with mascots who can fly

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“My church is best."
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Churches are just sports teams,
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but with mascots who can fly.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:27
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Musical comedy spectacle featuring Minchin's eclectic repertoire, from old songs to new ones, and his trademark wit, virtuosity, self-mockery, and philosophical observations, filmed live at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire.
The point being it's always been - Tim Minchin: Back 00:12
The point being it's always been
But ever since the Internet, since algorithmic editing, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:09
But ever since the Internet, since algorithmic editing,
We're getting more and more binary, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:12
We're getting more and more binary,
The walls around them are getting thicker and thicker, and harder to penetrate. - Tim Minchin: Back 00:05
The walls around them are getting thicker and thicker, and h...
And it doesn't even matter - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
And it doesn't even matter
I've lived in america for four years, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:10
I've lived in america for four years,
You have to believe that Jesus is love, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
You have to believe that Jesus is love,
And that people should have unfettered access to semi-automatic weapons. - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
And that people should have unfettered access to semi-automa...
If Jesus came back today, he would be fucking baffled - Tim Minchin: Back 00:08
If Jesus came back today, he would be fucking baffled
M&M's, cricket bats, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
M&M's, cricket bats,
It would be a fucking tough time for Jesus. - - Tim Minchin: Back 00:15
It would be a fucking tough time for Jesus. -
And you have to believe that a person, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:11
And you have to believe that a person,
Moses said, "thou shalt de-sequester that carbon, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:09
Moses said, "thou shalt de-sequester that carbon,
“You get off your knees, boy! Your knees is for church, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
“You get off your knees, boy! Your knees is for church,
"I'll smash you, fascist! Fucking fascist!" - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
"I'll smash you, fascist! Fucking fascist!"
Big pharmaceutical companies trying to make money off of you." - Tim Minchin: Back 00:12
Big pharmaceutical companies trying to make money off of you...
"You're not allowed dick, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
"You're not allowed dick,
But if you got a dick, and you like a dick, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:11
But if you got a dick, and you like a dick,
And then over here is us mob, the progressives, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
And then over here is us mob, the progressives,
Progressives. If you are a right-wing conservative Christian, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:09
Progressives. If you are a right-wing conservative Christian...