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?? he leaves me to ponderhis wisdom for a bit ♫ and with a click of his finger ♫ he...

�� he leaves me to ponder
his wisdom for a bit ♫ and with a click of his finger ♫ he beckons
the blondest, boobiest barmaid ♫ and grinning ridiculously orders a G&T
and a beer for me ♫ and before I can escape ♫ he's back saying
"'cause, mate, the thing is ♫ all that crap
it's all superficial ♫ it's all just a front ♫ I mean, anyone can be
a rich cunt ♫ but the thing we all want
can't be bought with dosh ♫ you know what I mean, boss? ♫ because it's not like you give a toss
that when I want to get slim ♫ I've got my own private gym ♫ and a personal trainer called...
Danielle or fucking Darlene ♫ she's got tits like them chicks
in them chick magazines ♫ and it's not like you care
that I own a controlling share ♫ of an overseas company
that builds accounting software ♫ it matters not one bit ♫ I mean, who gives a shit
that I earn 600 grand ♫ and drive
a brand-new Land Rover ♫ you know I would hand it all over
like that"

Full Transcript

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♫ he leaves me to ponder his wisdom for a bit
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♫ and with a click of his finger
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♫ he beckons the blondest, boobiest barmaid
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♫ and grinning ridiculously orders a G&T and a beer for me
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♫ and before I can escape
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♫ he's back saying "'cause, mate, the thing is
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♫ all that crap it's all superficial
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♫ it's all just a front
00:00:16.076 --> 00:00:18.064
♫ I mean, anyone can be a rich cunt
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♫ but the thing we all want can't be bought with dosh
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♫ you know what I mean, boss?
00:00:23.068 --> 00:00:26.256
♫ because it's not like you give a toss that when I want to get slim
00:00:26.028 --> 00:00:28.044
♫ I've got my own private gym
00:00:28.052 --> 00:00:34.052
♫ and a personal trainer called... Danielle or fucking Darlene
00:00:34.006 --> 00:00:37.002
♫ she's got tits like them chicks in them chick magazines
00:00:37.028 --> 00:00:40.004
♫ and it's not like you care that I own a controlling share
00:00:40.048 --> 00:00:44.999
♫ of an overseas company that builds accounting software
00:00:44.012 --> 00:00:45.064
♫ it matters not one bit
00:00:45.072 --> 00:00:48.008
♫ I mean, who gives a shit that I earn 600 grand
00:00:48.088 --> 00:00:51.998
♫ and drive a brand-new Land Rover
00:00:51.016 --> 00:00:53.056
♫ you know I would hand it all over like that"
Duration
55 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:35
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
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Production
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Movie Summary

Musical comedy spectacle featuring Minchin's eclectic repertoire, from old songs to new ones, and his trademark wit, virtuosity, self-mockery, and philosophical observations, filmed live at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire.