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The, uh..." "Lizard people down
from a lizard planet, that have come to earth
to start a small business, trafficking child sex slaves, out of the
basement of a pizzeria." Or you could be, like,
a lovely sort of hippie from the southwest of england, and you type into Google
one day, um, “mindfulness yoga retreat,
Devon" and five clicks later
you're, like, "oh, wow, I didn't know
they're using 5g towers to spread a synthesised
novel coronavirus, so that Bill Gates
can use fake vaccines to inject microchips
into our bloodstream so he can track us
wherever we go." As if all Bill Gates ever wanted
was to find out where to get the best gluten-free
banana bread in totnes
from a lizard planet, that have come to earth
to start a small business, trafficking child sex slaves, out of the
basement of a pizzeria." Or you could be, like,
a lovely sort of hippie from the southwest of england, and you type into Google
one day, um, “mindfulness yoga retreat,
Devon" and five clicks later
you're, like, "oh, wow, I didn't know
they're using 5g towers to spread a synthesised
novel coronavirus, so that Bill Gates
can use fake vaccines to inject microchips
into our bloodstream so he can track us
wherever we go." As if all Bill Gates ever wanted
was to find out where to get the best gluten-free
banana bread in totnes
Full Transcript
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The, uh..."
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"Lizard people down
from a lizard planet,
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that have come to earth
to start a small business,
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trafficking child sex slaves, out of the
basement of a pizzeria."
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Or you could be, like,
a lovely sort of hippie
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from the southwest of england,
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and you type into Google
one day, um,
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“mindfulness yoga retreat,
Devon"
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and five clicks later
you're, like,
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"oh, wow, I didn't know
they're using 5g towers
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to spread a synthesised
novel coronavirus,
00:00:32.056 --> 00:00:35.006
so that Bill Gates
can use fake vaccines
00:00:35.068 --> 00:00:38.004
to inject microchips
into our bloodstream
00:00:38.048 --> 00:00:40.036
so he can track us
wherever we go."
00:00:40.044 --> 00:00:43.048
As if all Bill Gates ever wanted
was to find out where to get
00:00:43.056 --> 00:00:46.032
the best gluten-free
banana bread in totnes.
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Movie Summary
Musical comedy spectacle featuring Minchin's eclectic repertoire, from old songs to new ones, and his trademark wit, virtuosity, self-mockery, and philosophical observations, filmed live at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire.
