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Tim Minchin: Back

"You're not allowed dick, if you don't... well, you can like dickif you don't got a dick

"You're not allowed dick, if you don't... well, you can like dick
if you don't got a dick

Full Transcript

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"You're not allowed dick,
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if you don't... well, you can like dick if you don't got a dick.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:59
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Musical comedy spectacle featuring Minchin's eclectic repertoire, from old songs to new ones, and his trademark wit, virtuosity, self-mockery, and philosophical observations, filmed live at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire.
But if you got a dick, and you like a dick, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:11
But if you got a dick, and you like a dick,
And then over here is us mob, the progressives, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
And then over here is us mob, the progressives,
Progressives. If you are a right-wing conservative Christian, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:09
Progressives. If you are a right-wing conservative Christian...
I can only say you are welcome. - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
I can only say you are welcome.
And I hope that at some point during the evening - Tim Minchin: Back 00:08
And I hope that at some point during the evening
Now, on average, we're a bit more educated, but are we kinder? - Tim Minchin: Back 00:05
Now, on average, we're a bit more educated, but are we ...
Because modern progressives have decided that - Tim Minchin: Back 00:14
Because modern progressives have decided that
And then turn to someone inside their own bubble - Tim Minchin: Back 00:16
And then turn to someone inside their own bubble
That means you're racially part of the white supremacy." - Tim Minchin: Back 00:15
That means you're racially part of the white supremacy....
"I can't believe you still follow j. K. Rowling on Twitter." - Tim Minchin: Back 00:17
"I can't believe you still follow j. K. Rowling on...
Like an Aero bar snake - Tim Minchin: Back 00:15
Like an Aero bar snake
Who puts mint and herbs in chocolate, nestle? You fucksticks!" - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
Who puts mint and herbs in chocolate, nestle? You fucksticks...
Oh! No, you know... I know! Oh, yeah. And don't do this. Fuck. - Tim Minchin: Back 00:05
Oh! No, you know... I know! Oh, yeah. And don't do this...
Don't go onto the Internet and go, - Tim Minchin: Back 00:05
Don't go onto the Internet and go,
Just chill out a bit and have a bit of humility - Tim Minchin: Back 00:07
Just chill out a bit and have a bit of humility
Maybe we should apply the principle of charity - Tim Minchin: Back 00:10
Maybe we should apply the principle of charity
And maybe we just need to take..." - Tim Minchin: Back 00:11
And maybe we just need to take..."
I'm sorry. I'll check my privilege." - Tim Minchin: Back 00:13
I'm sorry. I'll check my privilege."
And I come back and I say, "I checked my privilege - Tim Minchin: Back 00:08
And I come back and I say, "I checked my privilege
Because... because it cannot be, it can't. It can't. - Tim Minchin: Back 00:06
Because... because it cannot be, it can't. It can'...