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"Time Bandits" quotes

Time Bandits poster
A young boy accidentally joins a band of time travelling dwarves, as they jump from era to era looking for treasure to steal.

Director: Terry Gilliam
Writer: Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, fantasy
Year: 1981
MetaScore: 79/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $42,365,581
Released: 06 Nov 1981
Awards: 1 win & 8 nominations

88 video clips

RobertBensonSupreme BeingRandallKevinRobin HoodStrutterFidgitWallyBaxi Brazilia IiiNapoleonVincentMrs. OgreKevin's FatherKevin's MotherWinston The OgreVerminOgNeguyLucienCartwrightCompereKing AgamemnonFiremanAnnouncerTheatre Manager
Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds - Time Bandits 01:52 Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds We can explain everything - Time Bandits 00:53 We can explain everything Where did you come from - Time Bandits 00:24 Where did you come from You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence - Time Bandits 00:24 You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence God isn't interested in technology - Time Bandits 00:28 God isn't interested in technology Oh Benson - Time Bandits 00:15 Oh Benson I would have started with lasers - Time Bandits 00:12 I would have started with lasers I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you - Time Bandits 00:29 I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you I think it has something to do with free will - Time Bandits 00:19 I think it has something to do with free will Mom Dad - Time Bandits 00:09 Mom Dad Is it all ready - Time Bandits 00:22 Is it all ready The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled - Time Bandits 00:21 The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled When I have the map - Time Bandits 00:36 When I have the map No excuse for laying off work - Time Bandits 00:14 No excuse for laying off work It's some kind of invisible barrier - Time Bandits 00:13 It's some kind of invisible barrier And you're a robber too - Time Bandits 00:15 And you're a robber too We helped make all this - Time Bandits 00:35 We helped make all this Don't lose any of that stuff - Time Bandits 00:11 Don't lose any of that stuff Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time - Time Bandits 00:10 Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time Suddenly I feel very very good - Time Bandits 00:09 Suddenly I feel very very good Thank you very much - Time Bandits 00:17 Thank you very much What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff - Time Bandits 00:47 What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff What did he say - Time Bandits 00:22 What did he say That's why you get along with yourself so well - Time Bandits 00:18 That's why you get along with yourself so well That is not meant to be eaten - Time Bandits 00:09 That is not meant to be eaten I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again - Time Bandits 00:25 I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again THAT'S WHAT I LIKE - Time Bandits 00:11 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE Now it's prawns all the bloody time - Time Bandits 00:19 Now it's prawns all the bloody time Used to belong to the Supreme Being - Time Bandits 00:14 Used to belong to the Supreme Being Rather expected of one - Time Bandits 00:15 Rather expected of one I'm sorry I killed you - Time Bandits 00:14 I'm sorry I killed you And the day after tomorrow - Time Bandits 00:14 And the day after tomorrow And plenty of ice - Time Bandits 00:17 And plenty of ice I shall have to turn you into a dog for a while - Time Bandits 00:11 I shall have to turn you into a dog for a while The poor are going to be - Time Bandits 00:17 The poor are going to be It's started again - Time Bandits 00:11 It's started again You must wait for your food to go down - Time Bandits 00:25 You must wait for your food to go down Aren't they lovely - Time Bandits 00:17 Aren't they lovely Well it helps pay the rent - Time Bandits 00:31 Well it helps pay the rent The money wasn't important to him - Time Bandits 00:21 The money wasn't important to him Six more plates of caviar - Time Bandits 00:18 Six more plates of caviar I grew too fast when I was young - Time Bandits 00:33 I grew too fast when I was young Don't stand so close to me - Time Bandits 00:23 Don't stand so close to me Here's to stinking rich - Time Bandits 00:24 Here's to stinking rich Oh I'd like to stay - Time Bandits 00:33 Oh I'd like to stay It's only the thing on my nose and the hair piece - Time Bandits 00:13 It's only the thing on my nose and the hair piece Say good morning - Time Bandits 00:15 Say good morning Honestly Trevor If you'd been half a man - Time Bandits 00:12 Honestly Trevor If you'd been half a man They are all freaks - Time Bandits 00:17 They are all freaks You are not small at all - Time Bandits 00:14 You are not small at all If that's the case - Time Bandits 00:30 If that's the case Is it always like this after you've done a raid - Time Bandits 00:18 Is it always like this after you've done a raid Who was that man - Time Bandits 00:14 Who was that man Because I thought they were all small - Time Bandits 00:48 Because I thought they were all small I don't have to wear the special - Time Bandits 00:13 I don't have to wear the special You don't mind the thing - Time Bandits 00:37 You don't mind the thing What are we going to do here - Time Bandits 00:21 What are we going to do here Return what you have stolen from me - Time Bandits 00:25 Return what you have stolen from me Stand by for Mind Control - Time Bandits 00:16 Stand by for Mind Control To be quite frank - Time Bandits 00:20 To be quite frank What the hell is going on up here - Time Bandits 00:17 What the hell is going on up here I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins - Time Bandits 00:28 I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins You came for me - Time Bandits 00:31 You came for me Just leave it to me - Time Bandits 00:41 Just leave it to me Who sent you The gods - Time Bandits 01:16 Who sent you The gods I Thank you Thank you very much Encore - Time Bandits 01:07 I Thank you Thank you very much Encore I don't understand you - Time Bandits 00:25 I don't understand you Someone's coming - Time Bandits 00:15 Someone's coming Subscriber trunk dialing - Time Bandits 00:17 Subscriber trunk dialing What about my friend - Time Bandits 00:10 What about my friend I told you You stick with me and you won't go far wrong - Time Bandits 00:07 I told you You stick with me and you won't go far wrong We can make beans into peas - Time Bandits 00:12 We can make beans into peas Isn't that incredible - Time Bandits 00:25 Isn't that incredible What shall I do - Time Bandits 00:26 What shall I do I guess we'll have a lynchin' - Time Bandits 00:12 I guess we'll have a lynchin' You nearly got us caught - Time Bandits 00:34 You nearly got us caught This is what started it - Time Bandits 00:11 This is what started it Stop whimpering - Time Bandits 00:15 Stop whimpering What do you think - Time Bandits 00:29 What do you think Do you know where we are - Time Bandits 00:17 Do you know where we are So this is the best - Time Bandits 00:09 So this is the best We should've stayed home making trees - Time Bandits 00:20 We should've stayed home making trees Crikey I mean I've been in robbing for years - Time Bandits 00:26 Crikey I mean I've been in robbing for years Hey what's out there - Time Bandits 00:04 Hey what's out there If you're wrong - Time Bandits 00:24 If you're wrong Isn't it glorious - Time Bandits 00:27 Isn't it glorious Not like that lot - Time Bandits 00:28 Not like that lot Drugs Hey I've got an idea - Time Bandits 00:05 Drugs Hey I've got an idea

Cast

Robin Hood - John Cleese
King Agamemnon - Sean Connery
Dame Pansy - Shelley Duvall
Mrs. Ogre - Katherine Helmond
Napoleon - Ian Holm
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