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Time Pirates

Teen band SM6 is headlining their first gig, when the discovery of half treasure map sends them back in time to Mystic Island. To go back home, they'll have to find the missing half of the map and the hidden treasure.

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Anthony C. Ferrante

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adventure, comedy

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The Asylum

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[soft chime] - Time Pirates

BLACKBEARD: Afraid to face old Blackbeard, are ye? - Time Pirates

BLACKBEARD: Afraid to face old Blackbeard, are ye?

[distant monkey chittering] - Time Pirates

[distant monkey chittering]

Step forward, - Time Pirates

It's better than a poke in the eye - Time Pirates

It's better than a poke in the eye

[grunts, efforts] - Time Pirates

[grunts, efforts]

Hey, watch your tongue! I ain't that old. - Time Pirates

Hey, watch your tongue! I ain't that old.

[chuckling] - Time Pirates

No, and whatever you do, - Time Pirates

No, and whatever you do,

- Etlov ettes edicuu... - Don't... - Time Pirates

- Etlov ettes edicuu... - Don't...

Assor... amad al. - Time Pirates

Assor... amad al.

[rumbling] - Time Pirates

Who knows the consequences of where the map - Time Pirates

Who knows the consequences of where the map

- So do I, yeah. - I will put you in irons - Time Pirates

- So do I, yeah. - I will put you in irons

That treasure will be mine, all mine! - Time Pirates

That treasure will be mine, all mine!

Well, you could be waiting a very long time. - Time Pirates

Well, you could be waiting a very long time.

And today we're spotlighting hot new rock band SM6. - Time Pirates

And today we're spotlighting hot new rock band SM6.

The six siblings that form a unique family band - Time Pirates

The six siblings that form a unique family band

Whether it's their hilarious high jinks or must-hear music, - Time Pirates

Whether it's their hilarious high jinks or must-hear...

SM6 is beginning their very first headlining tour - Time Pirates

SM6 is beginning their very first headlining tour

And if that isn't exciting enough, - Time Pirates

And if that isn't exciting enough,

Has a very first exclusive look - Time Pirates

Has a very first exclusive look

♪ This might seem a little forward ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ This might seem a little forward ♪

♪ I've known you since we were kids ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ I've known you since we were kids ♪

♪ I know you feel it, too ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ I know you feel it, too ♪

No, no, no, no, no, - Time Pirates

No, no, no, no, no,

I have six wonderful performers - Time Pirates

I have six wonderful performers

I need pirates, - Time Pirates

I need pirates,

But if we're pirates in the 1700s, - Time Pirates

But if we're pirates in the 1700s,

Okay, wait. What if we've been captured - Time Pirates

Okay, wait. What if we've been captured

I could escape from my binds to save the day - Time Pirates

I could escape from my binds to save the day

[soft strumming] - Time Pirates

[soft strumming]

I bet whoever's ship this was carried a lot of gold - Time Pirates

I bet whoever's ship this was carried a lot of gold

Argh, matey! Give me back me gold! - Time Pirates

Argh, matey! Give me back me gold!

You broke it. You're paying for that, not me. - Time Pirates

You broke it. You're paying for that, not me.

I broke it? You're the one that slammed into it - Time Pirates

I broke it? You're the one that slammed into it

"The Big Book o' Buccaneers." - Time Pirates

"The Big Book o' Buccaneers."

Hey, did you know Anne Bonny - Time Pirates

Hey, did you know Anne Bonny

"When her crew was captured, she refused to give up - Time Pirates

"When her crew was captured, she refused to give up

Um, not much, but you gotta see what we found! - Time Pirates

Um, not much, but you gotta see what we found!

Okay, so I've been writing a new song for the album, - Time Pirates

Okay, so I've been writing a new song for the album,

Here. What do you think of this? - Time Pirates

Here. What do you think of this?

♪ And if you wanna know the score ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ And if you wanna know the score ♪

- What? - [thunder] - Time Pirates

- What? - [thunder]

Your song is so bad, it put a hole in the ceiling! - Time Pirates

Your song is so bad, it put a hole in the ceiling!

Is that a shark? Everybody hold on! - Time Pirates

Is that a shark? Everybody hold on!

[all screaming] - Time Pirates

[all screaming]

Uh, guys? - Time Pirates

And mermaids! I'm so terrified - Time Pirates

And mermaids! I'm so terrified

Challenges make us stronger - Time Pirates

Challenges make us stronger

[rock music plays] - Time Pirates

[rock music plays]

You? It was more-- - Time Pirates

You? It was more--

I did it! I did it! I did it! - Time Pirates

I did it! I did it! I did it!

Now we just have to figure out - Time Pirates

Now we just have to figure out

Oh, this must be another one of those challenges - Time Pirates

Oh, this must be another one of those challenges

It says here we need to go down to the Hawser Hole - Time Pirates

It says here we need to go down to the Hawser Hole

- Are you okay? - I guess - Time Pirates

- Are you okay? - I guess

All the dates in these pages refer to the early 1700s. - Time Pirates

All the dates in these pages refer to the early 1700s.

The 1700s? That was like a decade ago! - Time Pirates

The 1700s? That was like a decade ago!

[horn blowing] - Time Pirates

"Jamaica. An infamous pirate stronghold, - Time Pirates

"Jamaica. An infamous pirate stronghold,

We have a concert tomorrow night, - Time Pirates

We have a concert tomorrow night,

Guess what, guys? We don't even have - Time Pirates

Guess what, guys? We don't even have

Let's backtrack. We were filming, - Time Pirates

Let's backtrack. We were filming,

[clock tower chiming] - Time Pirates

[clock tower chiming]

We must have ended up here after we sang them and-- - Time Pirates

We must have ended up here after we sang them and--

We must have ended up here after I sang them. - Time Pirates

We must have ended up here after I sang them.

And we or I should be able - Time Pirates

And we or I should be able

- Do you have to sing it? - ♪ And if you wanna ♪ - Time Pirates

- Do you have to sing it? - ♪ And if you wanna ♪

♪ Just tell me etlov ettes ediccu assor amad al ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ Just tell me etlov ettes ediccu assor amad al ♪

Just try the strange incantation, no singing. - Time Pirates

Just try the strange incantation, no singing.

[clears throat] - Time Pirates

[clears throat]

Maybe this has something to do with it. - Time Pirates

Maybe this has something to do with it.

"The Red Queen was a frigate ship - Time Pirates

"The Red Queen was a frigate ship

Well, I think it's safe to say we've time traveled somehow. - Time Pirates

Well, I think it's safe to say we've time traveled...

We're starting a new settlement, - Time Pirates

We're starting a new settlement,

We'd be glad to join ye. [laughs] - Time Pirates

We'd be glad to join ye. [laughs]

We're stuck on a pirate ship, we need help and-- - Time Pirates

We're stuck on a pirate ship, we need help and--

[thunder crashing] - Time Pirates

[thunder crashing]

Don't you know how to eat and drink - Time Pirates

Don't you know how to eat and drink

Who was it-- you-- - Time Pirates

Who was it-- you--

No, ma'am. You see, we're the band. - Time Pirates

No, ma'am. You see, we're the band.

[crickets chirp] - Time Pirates

[crickets chirp]

And don't be thinking I'm paying you full price - Time Pirates

And don't be thinking I'm paying you full price

Okay, yeah, well, we were on this pirate ship filming - Time Pirates

Okay, yeah, well, we were on this pirate ship filming

We were on a pirate ship. I found this map, - Time Pirates

We were on a pirate ship. I found this map,

My brother George turned it into a song, - Time Pirates

My brother George turned it into a song,

And this water spout then, - Time Pirates

And this water spout then,

I don't even have my license! I had to take the helm, - Time Pirates

I don't even have my license! I had to take the helm,

So either I'm going crazy out of my mind, - Time Pirates

So either I'm going crazy out of my mind,

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Teen band SM6 is headlining their first gig, when the discovery of half treasure map sends them back in time to Mystic Island. To go back home, they'll have to find the missing half of the map and the hidden treasure.

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Director: Anthony C. Ferrante

Writer: Marc Gottlieb

Production: The Asylum

Genre: adventure, comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 09 Sep 2022

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