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Time Pirates

Teen band SM6 is headlining their first gig, when the discovery of half treasure map sends them back in time to Mystic Island. To go back home, they'll have to find the missing half of the map and the hidden treasure.

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Anthony C. Ferrante

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adventure, comedy

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The Asylum

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Long story short, we don't really have our equipment, - Time Pirates

Long story short, we don't really have our equipment,

"Oh, we be the band, - Time Pirates

"Oh, we be the band,

[silence] - Time Pirates

♪ Whoa ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ I knew this wouldn't end okay ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ I knew this wouldn't end okay ♪

♪ You've been tryin' to hit me up ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ You've been tryin' to hit me up ♪

♪ Never gonna want you back ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ Never gonna want you back ♪

♪ Never gonna want you back ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ Never gonna want you back ♪

I didn't think much of you when you come in here, - Time Pirates

I didn't think much of you when you come in here,

That was the best music we done had here - Time Pirates

That was the best music we done had here

But now it is my honor to introduce you - Time Pirates

But now it is my honor to introduce you

It is my extreme honor to introduce you to-- - Time Pirates

It is my extreme honor to introduce you to--

She may not look like much and smell even worse, - Time Pirates

She may not look like much and smell even worse,

[belch] - Time Pirates

Wait! I got it! We gotta do - Time Pirates

Wait! I got it! We gotta do

Don't even think about it or I'll post pages from your diary - Time Pirates

Don't even think about it or I'll post pages from...

It's a mixture of cabbage, tomatoes, - Time Pirates

It's a mixture of cabbage, tomatoes,

And some rabbit and chicken and turtle, - Time Pirates

And some rabbit and chicken and turtle,

It's just leafy greens, garlic, tomato, onion. - Time Pirates

It's just leafy greens, garlic, tomato, onion.

There's nary a soul in all of Port Royal - Time Pirates

There's nary a soul in all of Port Royal

So what brings ye to this corner of the world, music makers? - Time Pirates

So what brings ye to this corner of the world, music makers?

Rumor has it Blackbeard himself's - Time Pirates

Rumor has it Blackbeard himself's

Keeping him in irons until Cooper can provide - Time Pirates

Keeping him in irons until Cooper can provide

Aye, Blackbeard wants the map that's on his ship. - Time Pirates

Aye, Blackbeard wants the map that's on his ship.

His entire armada is scrounging the seven seas - Time Pirates

His entire armada is scrounging the seven seas

Who are ye and why did you steal The Red Queen? - Time Pirates

Who are ye and why did you steal The Red Queen?

Aye. Well, it used to be Blackbeard's ship. - Time Pirates

Aye. Well, it used to be Blackbeard's ship.

Made two of them identical, called 'em his pair of queens. - Time Pirates

Made two of them identical, called 'em his pair of...

He sees this on the seven seas, he's gonna want it back, - Time Pirates

He sees this on the seven seas, he's gonna want it...

[feedback whining] - Time Pirates

[feedback whining]

Take it! Take it! It's screaming - Time Pirates

Take it! Take it! It's screaming

Aw, this lot ain't a part of the crew. Use your eyes. - Time Pirates

Aw, this lot ain't a part of the crew. Use your eyes.

Six landlubbers before ye plain as the nose on your face. - Time Pirates

Six landlubbers before ye plain as the nose on your face.

Blackbeard took up inside an old abandoned monastery - Time Pirates

Blackbeard took up inside an old abandoned monastery

Well, if there's a man among ye, - Time Pirates

Well, if there's a man among ye,

Ye expect us to merrily waltz into Blackbeard's confinement - Time Pirates

Ye expect us to merrily waltz into Blackbeard's...

If ye wish to get yerself killed, be me guest, - Time Pirates

If ye wish to get yerself killed, be me guest,

Ye'd rather I gut you like a fish? - Time Pirates

Ye'd rather I gut you like a fish?

[chime] - Time Pirates

[chime] - Time Pirates

And, besides, always do what ye be afraid of. - Time Pirates

And, besides, always do what ye be afraid of.

'Tis. The name on all the maps says it - Time Pirates

'Tis. The name on all the maps says it

Before, it used to be called Extermination Enclave. - Time Pirates

Before, it used to be called Extermination Enclave.

Ye Olde Fantastic Fun Cave. - Time Pirates

Ye Olde Fantastic Fun Cave.

It didn't stick. - Time Pirates

It didn't stick.

Ah, there she is, dead ahead! - Time Pirates

Ah, there she is, dead ahead!

Which part, the dead or the head? - Time Pirates

Which part, the dead or the head?

[hollering] - Time Pirates

- This wasn't such a good idea. - Gee, ya think? - Time Pirates

- This wasn't such a good idea. - Gee, ya think?

[retching] - Time Pirates

- Lightweights. - [cackling] - Time Pirates

- Lightweights. - [cackling]

But now where we're headed is fraught with danger, - Time Pirates

But now where we're headed is fraught with danger,

The crickets here are insane, - Time Pirates

The crickets here are insane,

Blackbeard was a friend of our dad's. - Time Pirates

Blackbeard was a friend of our dad's.

♪ Anything can happen, we're crazy ♪ - Time Pirates

♪ Anything can happen, we're crazy ♪

[song starts, stops] - Time Pirates

[song starts, stops]

[groans] - Time Pirates

- Go, me. - I think this is a good time - Time Pirates

- Go, me. - I think this is a good time

The Wifi down here must be just awful. - Time Pirates

The Wifi down here must be just awful.

Hey, look! Hey, look, it's-- - Time Pirates

Hey, look! Hey, look, it's--

Yes, I am Social Media Sensation - Time Pirates

Yes, I am Social Media Sensation

Oh, please. Social Media Sensation - Time Pirates

Oh, please. Social Media Sensation

Do you need any help getting out of here or... - Time Pirates

Do you need any help getting out of here or...

I'm gonna shoot so many videos while I'm here. - Time Pirates

I'm gonna shoot so many videos while I'm here.

Um, we're looking for a Captain Miles Cooper. - Time Pirates

Um, we're looking for a Captain Miles Cooper.

And terrible dancer, like terrible. - Time Pirates

And terrible dancer, like terrible.

Literally, like, - Time Pirates

Literally, like,

Don't tell him, - Time Pirates

Don't tell him,

Oh, my God, what have they done to you? - Time Pirates

Oh, my God, what have they done to you?

You came to rescue me. [exhales] - Time Pirates

You came to rescue me. [exhales]

- Turn your head. - What? No! I-- - Time Pirates

- Turn your head. - What? No! I--

[grumbling] - Time Pirates

Time is once again not upon my side. - Time Pirates

Time is once again not upon my side.

You did a very noble thing, - Time Pirates

You did a very noble thing,

Once you've departed and returned, it's expired. - Time Pirates

Once you've departed and returned, it's expired.

There was only one trip left, - Time Pirates

There was only one trip left,

What Time Spell? - Time Pirates

What Time Spell?

He lay there clutching the map tightly - Time Pirates

He lay there clutching the map tightly

And now I'm bound to do one good deed, - Time Pirates

And now I'm bound to do one good deed,

[gulls cawing] - Time Pirates

The most ruthless and violent I've come across. - Time Pirates

The most ruthless and violent I've come across.

Oh, I be sure of nothin' else - Time Pirates

Oh, I be sure of nothin' else

You just said Cooper was sprung by men. - Time Pirates

You just said Cooper was sprung by men.

If she be with Cooper, - Time Pirates

If she be with Cooper,

So this kind of stuff happens all the time here? - Time Pirates

So this kind of stuff happens all the time here?

- Happens all the time. - Why didn't you have - Time Pirates

- Happens all the time. - Why didn't you have

My dark Curse remains unbroken - Time Pirates

My dark Curse remains unbroken

Okay, but that doesn't explain - Time Pirates

Okay, but that doesn't explain

She wouldn't release me from the curse, - Time Pirates

She wouldn't release me from the curse,

She gave me a spell, - Time Pirates

She gave me a spell,

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Teen band SM6 is headlining their first gig, when the discovery of half treasure map sends them back in time to Mystic Island. To go back home, they'll have to find the missing half of the map and the hidden treasure.

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Director: Anthony C. Ferrante

Writer: Marc Gottlieb

Production: The Asylum

Genre: adventure, comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 09 Sep 2022

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