If a clock could count down to the exact moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to...
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If a clock could count down to the exact moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know? That's the claim of manufacture's of a new devices called, the TiMER. The next evolutionary step in computer match making, the TiMER lets you know when your perfect match has entered you life...
Scientist:
...discovered that all humans are on a path to true love, implanted just after the onset of puberty, and powered by body heat, the TiMER monitors level of oxytocin, the hormone of love...
man:
...it zeros-out at midnight the night before, and then the next day it could go off at any second, and you get your soul mate...
CEO:
Are you tired of sitting around waiting for love? Your days of watching and wondering are over. Say goodbye to heartache and disappointment. Now you can be on the clock - true love on a schedule. Introducing TiMER, and revolutionary device that tells you not only *who* your soul mate is, but *when* you'll meet them. TiMER, take the guess work out of love.
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If a clock could count down to the exact moment
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you meet your soul mate
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would you want to know
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That's the claim of manufacturers of a new device called
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The Timer
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The next evolutionary step in computer matchmaking
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The Timer lets you know when your perfect match
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We've discovered that all humans are on a path to true love
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Implanted just after the onset of puberty and powered by body heat
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The Timer monitors levels of oxytocin the hormone of love
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It zeroes out at midnight the night before
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and in the next day it could go off at any second
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and you meet your soul mate
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Are you tired of sitting around waiting for love
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Your days of watching and wondering are over
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Say goodbye to heartache and disappointments
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Now you can be on the clock
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True love on a schedule
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Introducing Timer
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a revolutionary device that tells you not only who your soul mate is
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but when you'll meet them
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Timer Take the guesswork out of love
Clip duration: 61 seconds
Views: 110
Timestamp in movie: 00h 07m 16s
Uploaded: 01 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?
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