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Timewasters

A struggling jazz band from South London are propelled back in time.

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Oracle Post,Syfy

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Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award2 nominations total

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Hm. Homeless Pete says you never
know. - Timewasters

Hm. Homeless Pete says you never know.

No, you didn't fucking mention it. - Timewasters

No, you didn't fucking mention it.

Thank you. - Timewasters

What a lot of people don't
understand is that - Timewasters

What a lot of people don't understand is that

Darling, whatever is the matter? - Timewasters

Darling, whatever is the matter?

Yeah! It's...
(SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE) - Timewasters

Yeah! It's... (SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE)

Hurrah to us, to you, - Timewasters

Hurrah to us, to you,

Did I tell you I'm a model?
Yes. - Timewasters

Did I tell you I'm a model? Yes.

Oh, God, I love fun! - Timewasters

Oh, God, I love fun!

What can't a black trumpeter
with a 2:2 in Media Studies - Timewasters

What can't a black trumpeter with a 2:2 in Media Studie...

Hey! Langley, it's you! - Timewasters

Hey! Langley, it's you!

This don't feel good. - Timewasters

This don't feel good.

I thought we was going home. - Timewasters

I thought we was going home.

Erm... You don't have to say
anything, I know what you're
thinking. - Timewasters

Erm... You don't have to say anything, I know what you&...

Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing? - Timewasters

Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?

It was me! (WAILS) - Timewasters

It was me! (WAILS)

If you'll excuse me,
I do have work to do. OK. - Timewasters

If you'll excuse me, I do have work to do. OK.

I am sick of them Englishmen coming
round here trying to steal my ideas. - Timewasters

I am sick of them Englishmen coming round here trying to ste...

I, Detective Wolton of Scotland
Yard, - Timewasters

I, Detective Wolton of Scotland Yard,

Please, just cover yourself. - Timewasters

Please, just cover yourself.

Only this time, they sent one
of their exotic minions - Timewasters

Only this time, they sent one of their exotic minions

(BAND FINISHES A TUNE) - Timewasters

(BAND FINISHES A TUNE)

Well, it might not look much... - Timewasters

Well, it might not look much...

Chocolatey fingers... No! - Timewasters

Chocolatey fingers... No!

Yes, that is really,
very impressive. - Timewasters

Yes, that is really, very impressive.

Lick of paint, carpet, - Timewasters

Lick of paint, carpet,

I just can't believe
I'm performing for Prince! - Timewasters

I just can't believe I'm performing for Prince!

That's real pearls
and real ermine trim. - Timewasters

That's real pearls and real ermine trim.

Hello?
(LAUGHS) Oh. Sorry. Sorry. - Timewasters

Hello? (LAUGHS) Oh. Sorry. Sorry.

Chocolatey fingers... - Timewasters

Chocolatey fingers...

Unbearable! Were they
pocket-wrenchingly expensive? - Timewasters

Unbearable! Were they pocket-wrenchingly expensive?

Do you need my last name as well?
I'll be in touch. - Timewasters

Do you need my last name as well? I'll be in touch.

Five, six, seven, eight. - Timewasters

Five, six, seven, eight.

Hello.
Congratulations! - Timewasters

Hello. Congratulations!

(KNOCKS ON DOOR) - Timewasters

(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

Burn 'em, Cunningham. Miss.
I'll send to Japan for more. - Timewasters

Burn 'em, Cunningham. Miss. I'll send to Japan for...

Hey. Hey, Nick. - Timewasters

Hey. Hey, Nick.

# Run, run, as fast as you can - Timewasters

# Run, run, as fast as you can

Don't be dead, don't be dead,
don't be dead, don't be dead. - Timewasters

Don't be dead, don't be dead, don't be dead, ...

You know do there's no cure
for syphilis yet? - Timewasters

You know do there's no cure for syphilis yet?

A virgin?
Isn't it beautiful? - Timewasters

A virgin? Isn't it beautiful?

You are special.
ALL: We are special. - Timewasters

You are special. ALL: We are special.

Maybe he's gone black to
the future. - Timewasters

Maybe he's gone black to the future.

Oh. That's so cute. - Timewasters

Oh. That's so cute.

LAUREN: You go toilet
in a bucket now? - Timewasters

LAUREN: You go toilet in a bucket now?

You're not happy,
I can see it in your eyes. - Timewasters

You're not happy, I can see it in your eyes.

Look, Ralph and I gifted each other
these shoes. - Timewasters

Look, Ralph and I gifted each other these shoes.

Nick! Look at me! - Timewasters

Nick! Look at me!

We tried.
Now, I don't wanna point fingers, - Timewasters

We tried. Now, I don't wanna point fingers,

(SQUEAKING) - Timewasters

Listen, Langley,
it's not gonna be easy out there, - Timewasters

Listen, Langley, it's not gonna be easy out there,

Do come on. We're terribly tired
of waiting. - Timewasters

Do come on. We're terribly tired of waiting.

Right, chocolate fingers. - Timewasters

Right, chocolate fingers.

NICK: Hold on, as in Curtis-Curtis? - Timewasters

NICK: Hold on, as in Curtis-Curtis?

Oh! Chocolate! - Timewasters

Go with him, Nick.
It's different though, isn't it? - Timewasters

Go with him, Nick. It's different though, isn't it...

Good. Now let's get out of here. - Timewasters

Good. Now let's get out of here.

Which way?
Er... - Timewasters

Which way? Er...

(MACHINE POWERING UP) - Timewasters

(MACHINE POWERING UP)

(CLICK)
What is this? - Timewasters

(CLICK) What is this?

Come on! - Timewasters

Oh, shit, he's alive? - Timewasters

Oh, shit, he's alive?

Good evening.
Baby bear, what are you wearing? - Timewasters

Good evening. Baby bear, what are you wearing?

Hello... Hi. - Timewasters

And Eugene is like...a father to me. - Timewasters

And Eugene is like...a father to me.

Lock up the women and post a man on
each exit. - Timewasters

Lock up the women and post a man on each exit.

Hello, everyone. - Timewasters

Hello, everyone.

You are so right.
You're the only one I can trust. - Timewasters

You are so right. You're the only one I can trust.

I am going to fertilise a bevy
of sexy women - Timewasters

I am going to fertilise a bevy of sexy women

Guys? - Timewasters

Yeah? Don't rush me! - Timewasters

Yeah? Don't rush me!

Let your brother go.
Over my dead body! - Timewasters

Let your brother go. Over my dead body!

I've been writing my autobiography.
Well, it's actually quite cool, - Timewasters

I've been writing my autobiography. Well, it's act...

Excuse me.
And in a way he was right. - Timewasters

Excuse me. And in a way he was right.

Jesus Christ. - Timewasters

GUARD: Ow! - Timewasters

Yeah, I'll just nip to Ryman's. - Timewasters

Yeah, I'll just nip to Ryman's.

It's a trio.
(APPLAUSE) - Timewasters

It's a trio. (APPLAUSE)

One, two, one, two, three.
Wait, wait, wait! - Timewasters

One, two, one, two, three. Wait, wait, wait!

Rock, paper, scissors for it. One...
Why are you counting? - Timewasters

Rock, paper, scissors for it. One... Why are you counting?

Even though you thought I might be
dead? - Timewasters

Even though you thought I might be dead?

I'm still breaking her hands.
Jason! - Timewasters

I'm still breaking her hands. Jason!

Oh, my God.
No-one is shooting guns at anyone. - Timewasters

Oh, my God. No-one is shooting guns at anyone.

Farewell... - Timewasters

Oh! Really, darling?
Not a sou? No. - Timewasters

Oh! Really, darling? Not a sou? No.

Why would he be in a cigar box? - Timewasters

Why would he be in a cigar box?

There's no way she's gonna
replace Horace now, - Timewasters

There's no way she's gonna replace Horace now,

Monte Carlo stakes, miss.
Rich bitch motherfu- - Timewasters

Monte Carlo stakes, miss. Rich bitch motherfu-

She already lined someone up because
she knew I'd betray her. So... - Timewasters

She already lined someone up because she knew I'd betra...

Hey, you, man! - Timewasters

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A struggling jazz band from South London are propelled back in time.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Daniel Lawrence Taylor

Production: Oracle Post,Syfy

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.7

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Released: 08 Oct 2017

Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award2 nominations total

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