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(CLEARS THROAT) Hello. Hello.Hello. Hail thee! Good morrow. How doththou? All right?Ask...

(CLEARS THROAT) Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hail thee! Good morrow. How doth
thou? All right?
Ask them. Ask them! Yes, very well, Ralph.
Ask us what? We were just wondering -
Yes, Ralph! Are you a jazz band? What makes you think we're
a jazz band? Quartet. Well, four coloured chaps in London.
What else could you be? You're also carrying instruments.
Oh, so you are. Now, call it fate, but Ralph and I
are hosting a sick-makingly glorious
birthday party. We're twins! Non-identical. I was born first. So, Victoria and I are having
a party - Yes, Ralph! And Daddy promised us a negro
jazz band. You really shouldn't use that word.
Oh, sorry. A negro jazz quartet. Quite a shame,
the band we hired cancelled. One of the poor fellows got polio. Typical, isn't it? All bad things
seem to happen to me. How much we talking? You'll be
paid fabulously. So, please, please, say you're
a jazz quartet. We are a jazz quartet

Full Transcript

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(CLEARS THROAT) Hello.
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Hello. Hello.
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Hail thee! Good morrow. How doth thou?
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All right? Ask them.
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Ask them! Yes, very well, Ralph. Ask us what?
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We were just wondering - Yes, Ralph! Are you a jazz band?
00:00:16.092 --> 00:00:19.559
What makes you think we're a jazz band? Quartet.
00:00:19.006 --> 00:00:22.072
Well, four coloured chaps in London. What else could you be?
00:00:22.076 --> 00:00:25.072
You're also carrying instruments. Oh, so you are.
00:00:25.076 --> 00:00:30.004
Now, call it fate, but Ralph and I are hosting a sick-makingly glorious birthday party.
00:00:30.439 --> 00:00:31.084
We're twins!
00:00:31.088 --> 00:00:33.008
Non-identical. I was born first.
00:00:33.084 --> 00:00:37.012
So, Victoria and I are having a party - Yes, Ralph!
00:00:37.016 --> 00:00:39.008
And Daddy promised us a negro jazz band.
00:00:39.084 --> 00:00:42.052
You really shouldn't use that word. Oh, sorry.
00:00:42.056 --> 00:00:46.002
A negro jazz quartet. Quite a shame, the band we hired cancelled.
00:00:46.024 --> 00:00:48.044
One of the poor fellows got polio.
00:00:48.048 --> 00:00:51.084
Typical, isn't it? All bad things seem to happen to me.
00:00:51.088 --> 00:00:54.004
How much we talking? You'll be paid fabulously.
00:00:54.044 --> 00:00:56.076
So, please, please, say you're a jazz quartet.
00:00:56.008 --> 00:00:59.004
We are a jazz quartet.
Duration
59 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:14
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
Production
Oracle Post,Syfy

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Movie Summary

A struggling jazz band from South London are propelled back in time.