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Why are we following Homeless Pete?

Why are we following Homeless Pete? He knows where the time machine is. The same Homeless...

Timewasters • S01E01 • 2017

Why are we following Homeless Pete? He knows where the time machine is. The same Homeless Pete who likes to
masturbate in front of Debenhams? (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Cool. Just checking. He also thinks pigeons will inherit
the earth. Course he does. So, this is the time machine? (WHISPERING) He says "yeah". It's not just a piss-filled lift
in a run-down block of flats? He says "nah". And he's not thought about using
this time machine to improve his own
situation? Like...maybe going back to a time
when he was less addicted to heroin?

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Why are we following Homeless Pete?

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He knows where the time machine is.

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The same Homeless Pete who likes to masturbate in front of Debenhams?

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

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Cool. Just checking.

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He also thinks pigeons will inherit the earth.

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Course he does.

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So, this is the time machine?

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(WHISPERING)

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He says "yeah".

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It's not just a piss-filled lift in a run-down block of flats?

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He says "nah".

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And he's not thought about using this time machine to improve his own situation?

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Like...maybe going back to a time when he was less addicted to heroin?

Duration

40 seconds

Views

41

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:25

Uploaded

Jun 30, 2025

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

Production

Oracle Post,Syfy

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Movie Summary

A struggling jazz band from South London are propelled back in time.