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Sam:
You know when I saw 'Bonanza' the other day, something occurred to me. Ernest Tilley:
Eh? Sam:
Ya got these four guys living on the Ponderosa and ya never hear them say anything about wanting to get laid. Ernest Tilley:
Huh. Sam:
I mean ya never hear Hoss say to Little Joe, "I had such a hard-on when I woke up this morning." Ernest Tilley:
No, no, no... Sam:
They don't talk about broads - nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say, "Hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest ass I've ever seen in my life." They just walk around the Ponderosa: "Yes, Pa, where's Little Joe?" Nothin' about broads. I don't think I'm being too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting horny. I don't care if you live on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I'm beginning to think that show doesn't have too much realism
You know when I saw 'Bonanza' the other day, something occurred to me. Ernest Tilley:
Eh? Sam:
Ya got these four guys living on the Ponderosa and ya never hear them say anything about wanting to get laid. Ernest Tilley:
Huh. Sam:
I mean ya never hear Hoss say to Little Joe, "I had such a hard-on when I woke up this morning." Ernest Tilley:
No, no, no... Sam:
They don't talk about broads - nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say, "Hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest ass I've ever seen in my life." They just walk around the Ponderosa: "Yes, Pa, where's Little Joe?" Nothin' about broads. I don't think I'm being too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting horny. I don't care if you live on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I'm beginning to think that show doesn't have too much realism
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You know when I saw bonanza the other day
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something occurred to me
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You got these four guys living on the Ponderosa
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And you never hear them say anything
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about wanting to get laid
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Huh
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I mean you never
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You never hear hoss say to little Joe
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I had such a hard on when I woke up this morning
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No no no Sam come on
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They don't talk about broads nothing
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You never yeah you never hear little Joe
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say hey hoss
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I went to Virginia city and I saw a girl
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with the greatest ass I've ever seen in my life
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They just walk around the Ponderosa
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Yes pa Where's little Joe Nothing about broads
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I don't think I'm being too picky
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But if least once they talked about getting horny
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I don't care if you live on the Ponderosa
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or right here in Baltimore
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guys talk about getting laid
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I'm beginning to think that show
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doesn't have too much realism
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Movie Summary
A minor car accident drives two rival aluminum-siding salesmen to the ridiculous extremes of man versus man in 1963 Baltimore.
