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Sam:
[Sam and Tilley go out to bar to celebrate a sale that Tilley has made to break a long dry spell]
You know, Tilley, I'm beginning to believe in God. Ernest Tilley:
Yeah me too! Sam:
No, you don't know what I mean. I'm beginning to think about God more. Ernest Tilley:
What, you were never one of those atheists, were you? Sam:
No, I'm not sayin' that. It's just that I'm beginning to give God more thought. Ernest Tilley:
What, did you have some kind of religious experience or something. Sam:
Well, yeah, the other day I took the wife to lunch, we went and has some smorgasboard, and it just kinda happened. Ernest Tilley:
[Gags for a second at this]
At the smorg... you found God at the smorgasboard? Sam:
Well, yeah, I'm looking at all this food, I see all these vegetables, And I think, all these things came outta the ground. I see tomatoes, outta the ground, carrots, outta the ground, radishes outta the ground. And I think, all of these things come outta the ground. And I'm just talkin' about the vegetables, I haven't gotten to the fruits yet. And I think, how can that be? How can all these things come outta the ground? With all these things comin' outta the ground, there must be a God
[Sam and Tilley go out to bar to celebrate a sale that Tilley has made to break a long dry spell]
You know, Tilley, I'm beginning to believe in God. Ernest Tilley:
Yeah me too! Sam:
No, you don't know what I mean. I'm beginning to think about God more. Ernest Tilley:
What, you were never one of those atheists, were you? Sam:
No, I'm not sayin' that. It's just that I'm beginning to give God more thought. Ernest Tilley:
What, did you have some kind of religious experience or something. Sam:
Well, yeah, the other day I took the wife to lunch, we went and has some smorgasboard, and it just kinda happened. Ernest Tilley:
[Gags for a second at this]
At the smorg... you found God at the smorgasboard? Sam:
Well, yeah, I'm looking at all this food, I see all these vegetables, And I think, all these things came outta the ground. I see tomatoes, outta the ground, carrots, outta the ground, radishes outta the ground. And I think, all of these things come outta the ground. And I'm just talkin' about the vegetables, I haven't gotten to the fruits yet. And I think, how can that be? How can all these things come outta the ground? With all these things comin' outta the ground, there must be a God
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You know something Tilley
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I'm beginning to believe in god
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Yeah me too
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No you don't know what I mean
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I'm beginning to give god more thought
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Well what
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Oh you were never one of those atheists were you
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Me No no
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Look I'm not saying that
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I'm just beginning to believe in god more
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That's all
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What'd you What'd you do
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Have some kind of religious experience
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Yeah well I took my wife for lunch yesterday
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We went and had some smorgasbord
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and it kind of happened
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At the sh
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You found god at the smorgasbord
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Yeah Oh
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I go there and I see celery
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Oh that's a good place to find god
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No I see celery
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I see lettuce tomatoes cauliflower
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And I think all these things come out of the ground
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Movie Summary
A minor car accident drives two rival aluminum-siding salesmen to the ridiculous extremes of man versus man in 1963 Baltimore.
