"To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar" quotes

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Three drag queens travel cross-country until their car breaks down, leaving them stranded in a small town.

Director: Beeban Kidron
Writer: Douglas Carter Beane
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $36,474,193
Released: 08 Sep 1995
Awards: 3 nominations

168 Clips

You know what I think The last black person to stay here - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
You know what I think The last black person to stay here
This is the presidential suite - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
This is the presidential suite
Uh Jimmy Jay Joe - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04
Uh Jimmy Jay Joe
Why she always have to have the last word - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
Why she always have to have the last word
You don't know me very well - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10
You don't know me very well
If there are no cars - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
If there are no cars
Welcome to Snydersville - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
Welcome to Snydersville
If I was your bread - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
If I was your bread
Actin' real proud of yourself like a New York City girl huh - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Actin' real proud of yourself like a New York City girl huh
She's going to get kidnapped by some mountain man and we will have to rescue her - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
She's going to get kidnapped by some mountain man and we...
Maybe if somebody gave me back my  Princess  points - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
Maybe if somebody gave me back my Princess points
Laughing I'm just a boy in a dress - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Laughing I'm just a boy in a dress
Mamis don't quote me but I think this one is deceased - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Mamis don't quote me but I think this one is deceased
Nuh uh I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch of the West's toenails in my face - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
Nuh uh I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch of the West's...
You are a winner - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
You are a winner
Oh God it's so beautiful out tonight isn't it - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
Oh God it's so beautiful out tonight isn't it
Darling enchantee - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04
Darling enchantee
I'm gonna bring back three corpses here - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:17
I'm gonna bring back three corpses here
I know there are drag queens in this town - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
I know there are drag queens in this town
You're so tall - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04
You're so tall
Miss Julie Newmar - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
Miss Julie Newmar
Thanks I gotta go - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Thanks I gotta go
Lets throw you two a pity party - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15
Lets throw you two a pity party
If you want them to know there is steak for dinner - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
If you want them to know there is steak for dinner
Uh well don't cry Miss Chi Chi - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:23
Uh well don't cry Miss Chi Chi
I think tomorrow is a  Say Something  hat day - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
I think tomorrow is a Say Something hat day
Moms Mabley And who would think - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
Moms Mabley And who would think
Maps are for cheating - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
Maps are for cheating
Internal combustion - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
Internal combustion
I know what you want - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
I know what you want
Now little one what is your name - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
Now little one what is your name
Sheriff Dullard - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
Sheriff Dullard
I think I'm gonna black out - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
I think I'm gonna black out
We gonna make you look like Emma Peel - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
We gonna make you look like Emma Peel
I'm Noxeema Jackson - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:11
I'm Noxeema Jackson
These all grow wild around here - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:25
These all grow wild around here
How could you possibly refuse - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15
How could you possibly refuse
That is Miss Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments and those are the moves - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
That is Miss Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments and those...
What did you say - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:18
What did you say
You remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
You remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
How come you never told us you were rich - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10
How come you never told us you were rich
I am going upstairs to have a talk with Miss Noxeema - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:14
I am going upstairs to have a talk with Miss Noxeema
Do you like my nails - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Do you like my nails
Here comes mama - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
Here comes mama
Sometimes it just takes a fairy - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
Sometimes it just takes a fairy
It's like living in a Tex Avery cartoon - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
It's like living in a Tex Avery cartoon
Operation Decorator Storm - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Operation Decorator Storm
You obviously have me mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
You obviously have me mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks
Uh uh uh Look honey if you want them to know there is steak for dinner - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
Uh uh uh Look honey if you want them to know there is steak...
Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:11
Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade
You speak honky - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
You speak honky
Low self esteem - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:14
Low self esteem
Maybe if somebody gave me back my  Princess Points - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:28
Maybe if somebody gave me back my Princess Points
You were absolutely right - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:39
You were absolutely right
And look at her vintage Miss Julie - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:27
And look at her vintage Miss Julie
I am having a significant experience - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 01:01
I am having a significant experience
Jayne Mansfield - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
Jayne Mansfield
Virgil is beating up Carol Ann - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:19
Virgil is beating up Carol Ann
This is my Aunt Martha's dress - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 01:05
This is my Aunt Martha's dress
Get with the program mijas - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Get with the program mijas
I think maybe he's prejudice said - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
I think maybe he's prejudice said
Acting like women - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:58
Acting like women
Runnin' like she's runnin' cross the border - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04
Runnin' like she's runnin' cross the border
So what do you care - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:46
So what do you care
P  to the  R  to the  N  to the  cess - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
P to the R to the N to the cess
I'm like a compass near north - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
I'm like a compass near north
Thus marring the Methodist annual picnic - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:11
Thus marring the Methodist annual picnic
Music Come up in the morning light music Step four Larger than life It's just the right size - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Music Come up in the morning light music Step four Larger...
I am hereby stripping you of all your princess points - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
I am hereby stripping you of all your princess points
Well I declare I declare - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
Well I declare I declare
Vida seems to think that I don't have a dream - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:42
Vida seems to think that I don't have a dream
Does everything have to be a joke with you - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:43
Does everything have to be a joke with you
I gather you like hitting ladies - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:12
I gather you like hitting ladies
You are a whole lot of woman - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:11
You are a whole lot of woman
I think of you as an angel - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15
I think of you as an angel
Little latin boy in drag - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:21
Little latin boy in drag
Are you serious about Bobby Ray - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:16
Are you serious about Bobby Ray
I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:17
I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe
I don't know who he is - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
I don't know who he is
Like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
Like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you
I didn't ask to come on this trip - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:31
I didn't ask to come on this trip
I'm just so clumsy - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:20
I'm just so clumsy
There's something you need to know about Vida - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:12
There's something you need to know about Vida
Siren What in gay hell - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04
Siren What in gay hell
For your own safety - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:14
For your own safety
I've waited my whole life to hear those words said to that name - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:23
I've waited my whole life to hear those words said to that...
You're a drag queen - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
You're a drag queen
When a lady says no - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
When a lady says no
Your approval is not needed - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
Your approval is not needed
Liberty and justice for all - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:20
Liberty and justice for all
If we're going to be friends - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:43
If we're going to be friends
When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:28
When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual...
This is the presidential suite - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
This is the presidential suite
Why's she always gotta have the last word huh - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04
Why's she always gotta have the last word huh
You don't know me very well Creepela - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
You don't know me very well Creepela
How you gonna hitchhike if there are no cars stupid - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
How you gonna hitchhike if there are no cars stupid
Well ladies welcome to Snydersville - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
Well ladies welcome to Snydersville
I love roughnecks If I was your bread would you be my butter - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
I love roughnecks If I was your bread would you be my butter
Maybe if somebody gave me back my princess points - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Maybe if somebody gave me back my princess points
I know there's drag queens in this town - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
I know there's drag queens in this town
Announcer Presenting the crown Miss Julie Newmar - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Announcer Presenting the crown Miss Julie Newmar
Because I'm a loser No no no - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:16
Because I'm a loser No no no
Shut up Just shut up - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15
Shut up Just shut up
Sheriff Dullard That's Dollard - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:12
Sheriff Dullard That's Dollard
Oh this is fringe honey Oh I think I'm gonna black out - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Oh this is fringe honey Oh I think I'm gonna black out
Ooh Miss Clara honey we gonna make you look like Emma Peel Sorry - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Ooh Miss Clara honey we gonna make you look like Emma Peel...
You're too much - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04
You're too much
Fine let's throw you two a pity party okay - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15
Fine let's throw you two a pity party okay
Uh uh uh Look honey if you want them to know there is steak for dinner - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10
Uh uh uh Look honey if you want them to know there is steak...
I think tomorrow is a say something hat day - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
I think tomorrow is a say something hat day
Maps are cheating - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
Maps are cheating
Internal combustion the ultimate accessory Ladies I implore you - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Internal combustion the ultimate accessory Ladies I implore...
Music Do it now Do what you wanna do music - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:37
Music Do it now Do what you wanna do music
Vida you're not a queen 'cause you rule people or you sit on a throne - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:18
Vida you're not a queen 'cause you rule people or you sit on...
Hi I'm Noxeema How do you do - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10
Hi I'm Noxeema How do you do
Oh vaya con Dios Miss Chi Chi - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:26
Oh vaya con Dios Miss Chi Chi
Oh vaya con Dios Miss Chi Chi - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:24
Oh vaya con Dios Miss Chi Chi
Crazy Elijah Please It's a wreck You gotta - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15
Crazy Elijah Please It's a wreck You gotta
Loudly Noxeema you remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
Loudly Noxeema you remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Just as I expected Well do you like my nails - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Just as I expected Well do you like my nails
Ready or not here comes Mama - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Ready or not here comes Mama
You know pumpkins What - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
You know pumpkins What
Chi Chi C Ay Dios mio How come you never told us you were rich - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
Chi Chi C Ay Dios mio How come you never told us you were...
Now ready Operation Decorator Storm - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Now ready Operation Decorator Storm
I'm Merna by the way I run the local beauty parlor - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
I'm Merna by the way I run the local beauty parlor
Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10
Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade
It's like living in a Tex Avery cartoon - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
It's like living in a Tex Avery cartoon
Chi Chi you just sit here - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:14
Chi Chi you just sit here
Auntie Vida talk to the man You speak honky Tell him where we're going - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
Auntie Vida talk to the man You speak honky Tell him where...
Woman Hello Loretta Hello - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:13
Woman Hello Loretta Hello
Maybe if somebody gave me back my princess points - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:26
Maybe if somebody gave me back my princess points
You obviously have me mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04
You obviously have me mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks
This was my Aunt Martha's dress - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:35
This was my Aunt Martha's dress
You know Vida - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:37
You know Vida
Get with the program No one is so rich as to throw away a friend - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06
Get with the program No one is so rich as to throw away a...
I don't know if you've seen America but it does not respond kindly to our sort - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:35
I don't know if you've seen America but it does not respond...
I feel like Miss Jayne Mansfield in this car - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
I feel like Miss Jayne Mansfield in this car
I think maybe he's prejudiced - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
I think maybe he's prejudiced
Virgil's beating up Carol Ann Most likely - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:18
Virgil's beating up Carol Ann Most likely
Men acting like women - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:36
Men acting like women
Look at her running like she runnin' cross the border - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05
Look at her running like she runnin' cross the border
The potential of a lifetime and you are squandering it So what do you care - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:37
The potential of a lifetime and you are squandering it So...
Nuh uh I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch of the West's toenails in my face - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08
Nuh uh I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch of the West's...
Look at you I'm like a compass near north Congratulations on your victoire - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
Look at you I'm like a compass near north Congratulations on...
Vida Here's where they asked young Vida - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10
Vida Here's where they asked young Vida
I'm not Martin Luther King I don't need a dream I have a plan - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:37
I'm not Martin Luther King I don't need a dream I have a...
All right Since you have learned absolutely nothing - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10
All right Since you have learned absolutely nothing
So Virgil I gather you like hitting ladies - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:11
So Virgil I gather you like hitting ladies
Oh baby You are a whole lot of woman - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:11
Oh baby You are a whole lot of woman
Little Latin boy in drag why are you crying - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:19
Little Latin boy in drag why are you crying
Fine and dandy but you have a lot to learn - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:35
Fine and dandy but you have a lot to learn
I don't think of you as a man - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:14
I don't think of you as a man
I don't know who he is - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
I don't know who he is
Ta da How do I look - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10
Ta da How do I look
I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe I got more legs than a bucket of chicken - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:14
I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe I got more legs than a bucket...
Are you serious about Bobby Ray Miss Chi Chi - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15
Are you serious about Bobby Ray Miss Chi Chi
Vida Oh Carol Ann what on earth - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:18
Vida Oh Carol Ann what on earth
Carol Ann there's something you should know about Vida mami - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:12
Carol Ann there's something you should know about Vida mami
I didn't ask to come on this trip did I - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:30
I didn't ask to come on this trip did I
I love you Miss Vida Bohemme - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:22
I love you Miss Vida Bohemme
Tires Squeal It'll never get you to California - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:25
Tires Squeal It'll never get you to California
Can I have my shoe please - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
Can I have my shoe please
Please no When a lady says no she means - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09
Please no When a lady says no she means
And your approval is not needed - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07
And your approval is not needed
Wrote the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution and what have you - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:16
Wrote the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution...
If we're going to be friends there really is something I should tell you - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:37
If we're going to be friends there really is something I...
When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:28
When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual...
The seats are like butter - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:55
The seats are like butter

Cast

Noxeema - Wesley Snipes
Chi-Chi - John Leguizamo
Carol Ann - Stockard Channing
Beatrice - Blythe Danner
Virgil - Arliss Howard
Bobby Ray - Jason London
Sheriff Dollard - Chris Penn
Loretta - Beth Grant
Bobby Lee - Jennifer Milmore
Billy Budd - Jamie Harrold
Jimmy Joe - Mike Hodge
Rachel Tensions - RuPaul
Little Earnest - Joel Story
Donna Lee - Abie Hope Hyatt
Sandra Lee - Jamie Leigh Wolbert
State Trooper - Shea Degan
State Trooper - Dean Houser
State Trooper - Joe Grojean
Motel Manager - Keith Reddin
Small Guy - William P. Hopkins
Crazy Elijah - Dayton Callie
Old Man - Ron Carley
Rude Boy (as Michael A. Tushaus) - Michael Tushaus
Rude Boy - Patrick Tuttle
Rude Boy - Tim Keller
Miss Understood (as Alexander Heimberg) - Miss Understood
Justine - Joey Arias
Chita Riviera - Allen Hidalgo
Miss Missy - Mishell Chandler
Cappuccino Commotion - David Drumgold
Miss Coco Peru - Clinton Leupp
Laritza Dumont - Lionel Tiburcio
Boy in Chains - David Barton
NY Pageant Judge - Susanne Bartsch
NY Pageant Judge - Quentin Crisp
NY Pageant Judge (as Kevin 'Flotilla DeBarge' Joseph) - Flotilla Debarge
NY Pageant Judge - Matthew Kasten
NY Pageant Judge - Widow Norton
Coco LaChine (as Charles Ching) - CoCo LaChine
Victoria Weston - Mike Fulk
Candis Cayne (as Brendan McDanniel) - Candis Cayne
Princess Diandra (as Shelton McDonald) - Princess Diandra
Kabuki - Richard Ogden
Fiona James - James Palacio
Hedda Lettuce - Steven Polito
Philomena - Philip Stoehr
Vida's Mother (as Martha Flynn) - Margaret H. Flynn
Dance Teacher - Shari Shell-True
Club Kid - Jimmy Ashmore
Contest Judge - Chauncey Duren
Club Kid - Brian Ferrari
Contestant - The Lady Bunny
Contestant - Jesse Wells Martin
Flower Shop Assistant - Channing Roos
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - Robin Williams
Viva Commotion - Lito Wilson