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"To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar" quotes

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Three drag queens travel cross-country until their car breaks down, leaving them stranded in a small town.

Director: Beeban Kidron
Writer: Douglas Carter Beane
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $36,474,193
Released: 08 Sep 1995
Awards: 3 nominations
The seats are like butter - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:55 The seats are like butter When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:28 When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual... If we're going to be friends there really is something I should tell you - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:37 If we're going to be friends there really is something... Wrote the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution and what have you - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:16 Wrote the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution... And your approval is not needed - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07 And your approval is not needed Please no When a lady says no she means - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09 Please no When a lady says no she means Can I have my shoe please - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09 Can I have my shoe please Tires Squeal It'll never get you to California - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:25 Tires Squeal It'll never get you to California I love you Miss Vida Bohemme - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:22 I love you Miss Vida Bohemme I didn't ask to come on this trip did I - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:30 I didn't ask to come on this trip did I Carol Ann there's something you should know about Vida mami - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:12 Carol Ann there's something you should know about Vida... Vida Oh Carol Ann what on earth - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:18 Vida Oh Carol Ann what on earth Are you serious about Bobby Ray Miss Chi Chi - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15 Are you serious about Bobby Ray Miss Chi Chi I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe I got more legs than a bucket of chicken - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:14 I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe I got more legs than a... Ta da How do I look - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10 Ta da How do I look I don't know who he is - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09 I don't know who he is I don't think of you as a man - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:14 I don't think of you as a man Fine and dandy but you have a lot to learn - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:35 Fine and dandy but you have a lot to learn Little Latin boy in drag why are you crying - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:19 Little Latin boy in drag why are you crying Oh baby You are a whole lot of woman - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:11 Oh baby You are a whole lot of woman So Virgil I gather you like hitting ladies - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:11 So Virgil I gather you like hitting ladies All right Since you have learned absolutely nothing - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10 All right Since you have learned absolutely nothing I'm not Martin Luther King I don't need a dream I have a plan - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:37 I'm not Martin Luther King I don't need a dream I... Vida Here's where they asked young Vida - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10 Vida Here's where they asked young Vida Look at you I'm like a compass near north Congratulations on your victoire - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07 Look at you I'm like a compass near north... Nuh uh I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch of the West's toenails in my face - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08 Nuh uh I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch of the... The potential of a lifetime and you are squandering it So what do you care - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:37 The potential of a lifetime and you are squandering it So... Look at her running like she runnin' cross the border - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05 Look at her running like she runnin' cross the border Men acting like women - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:36 Men acting like women Virgil's beating up Carol Ann Most likely - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:18 Virgil's beating up Carol Ann Most likely I think maybe he's prejudiced - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09 I think maybe he's prejudiced I feel like Miss Jayne Mansfield in this car - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07 I feel like Miss Jayne Mansfield in this car I don't know if you've seen America but it does not respond kindly to our sort - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:35 I don't know if you've seen America but it does... Get with the program No one is so rich as to throw away a friend - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Get with the program No one is so rich as to throw away a... You know Vida - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:37 You know Vida This was my Aunt Martha's dress - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:35 This was my Aunt Martha's dress You obviously have me mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04 You obviously have me mistaken for Miss Rosa Parks Maybe if somebody gave me back my princess points - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:26 Maybe if somebody gave me back my princess points Woman Hello Loretta Hello - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:13 Woman Hello Loretta Hello Auntie Vida talk to the man You speak honky Tell him where we're going - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05 Auntie Vida talk to the man You speak honky Tell him where... Chi Chi you just sit here - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:14 Chi Chi you just sit here It's like living in a Tex Avery cartoon - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05 It's like living in a Tex Avery cartoon Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10 Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses... I'm Merna by the way I run the local beauty parlor - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05 I'm Merna by the way I run the local beauty parlor Now ready Operation Decorator Storm - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Now ready Operation Decorator Storm Chi Chi C Ay Dios mio How come you never told us you were rich - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08 Chi Chi C Ay Dios mio How come you never told us you were... You know pumpkins What - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07 You know pumpkins What Ready or not here comes Mama - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Ready or not here comes Mama Just as I expected Well do you like my nails - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Just as I expected Well do you like my nails Loudly Noxeema you remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07 Loudly Noxeema you remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Crazy Elijah Please It's a wreck You gotta - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15 Crazy Elijah Please It's a wreck You gotta Oh vaya con Dios Miss Chi Chi - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:26 Oh vaya con Dios Miss Chi Chi Hi I'm Noxeema How do you do - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10 Hi I'm Noxeema How do you do Vida you're not a queen 'cause you rule people or you sit on a throne - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:18 Vida you're not a queen 'cause you rule people or... Music Do it now Do what you wanna do music - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:37 Music Do it now Do what you wanna do music Internal combustion the ultimate accessory Ladies I implore you - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Internal combustion the ultimate accessory Ladies I implore... Maps are cheating - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07 Maps are cheating I think tomorrow is a say something hat day - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05 I think tomorrow is a say something hat day Uh uh uh Look honey if you want them to know there is steak for dinner - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:10 Uh uh uh Look honey if you want them to know there is steak... Fine let's throw you two a pity party okay - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15 Fine let's throw you two a pity party okay You're too much - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04 You're too much Ooh Miss Clara honey we gonna make you look like Emma Peel Sorry - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Ooh Miss Clara honey we gonna make you look like Emma Peel... Oh this is fringe honey Oh I think I'm gonna black out - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Oh this is fringe honey Oh I think I'm gonna black out Sheriff Dullard That's Dollard - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:12 Sheriff Dullard That's Dollard Shut up Just shut up - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:15 Shut up Just shut up Because I'm a loser No no no - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:16 Because I'm a loser No no no Announcer Presenting the crown Miss Julie Newmar - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Announcer Presenting the crown Miss Julie Newmar I know there's drag queens in this town - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05 I know there's drag queens in this town Maybe if somebody gave me back my princess points - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Maybe if somebody gave me back my princess points I love roughnecks If I was your bread would you be my butter - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 I love roughnecks If I was your bread would you be my butter Well ladies welcome to Snydersville - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:07 Well ladies welcome to Snydersville How you gonna hitchhike if there are no cars stupid - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05 How you gonna hitchhike if there are no cars stupid You don't know me very well Creepela - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09 You don't know me very well Creepela Why's she always gotta have the last word huh - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04 Why's she always gotta have the last word huh This is the presidential suite - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08 This is the presidential suite Siren What in gay hell - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04 Siren What in gay hell Well I declare I declare - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08 Well I declare I declare Music Come up in the morning light music Step four Larger than life It's just the right size - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Music Come up in the morning light music Step four Larger... And look at her vintage Miss Julie - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:27 And look at her vintage Miss Julie That is Miss Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments and those are the moves - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:08 That is Miss Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments and those... Now little one what is your name - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05 Now little one what is your name Moms Mabley And who would think - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09 Moms Mabley And who would think Uh well don't cry Miss Chi Chi - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:23 Uh well don't cry Miss Chi Chi Thanks I gotta go - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Thanks I gotta go Darling enchantee - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:04 Darling enchantee Oh God it's so beautiful out tonight isn't it - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:05 Oh God it's so beautiful out tonight isn't it Nuh uh I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch of the West's toenails in my face - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:09 Nuh uh I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch of the... Mamis don't quote me but I think this one is deceased - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Mamis don't quote me but I think this one is deceased Laughing I'm just a boy in a dress - To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 00:06 Laughing I'm just a boy in a dress

Cast

Noxeema - Wesley Snipes
Chi-Chi - John Leguizamo
Carol Ann - Stockard Channing
Beatrice - Blythe Danner