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No, I crapped on the flooruntil yesterday

No, I crapped on the floor
until yesterday

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No, I crapped on the floor until yesterday.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:29
Uploaded
May 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, family
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Movie Summary

Pierfrancesco "Checco" Zalone, a failed entrepreneur, seeks a new life as a waiter on a holiday village in Africa, but the appearance of ISIS forces him to travel again.
- I had a beautiful dream. - We have to leave. - Tolo Tolo 00:05
- I had a beautiful dream. - We have to leave.
- What's happening? - The militia are coming here too. - Tolo Tolo 00:04
- What's happening? - The militia are coming here too.
- What a drag, these guys! - I won't kowtow to anyone. - Tolo Tolo 00:04
- What a drag, these guys! - I won't kowtow to anyone.
Is he ga-ga? Yesterday I brought good luck, today, bad? - Tolo Tolo 00:05
Is he ga-ga? Yesterday I brought good luck, today, bad?
- Let's go! - Wait! Consistency's important! - Tolo Tolo 00:04
- Let's go! - Wait! Consistency's important!
Now back to the Saint Jacques episode. - Tolo Tolo 00:05
Now back to the Saint Jacques episode.
Unfortunately there is no news on the fate of our two countrymen, - Tolo Tolo 00:09
Unfortunately there is no news on the fate of our two countr...
Specifically, soap opera actor, edi emiliani - Tolo Tolo 00:10
Specifically, soap opera actor, edi emiliani
Compensation for victims of terrorism, - Tolo Tolo 00:08
Compensation for victims of terrorism,
Don't call me that, I still haven't forgiven you. - Tolo Tolo 00:04
Don't call me that, I still haven't forgiven you.
Call foreign affairs or the President of the Republic - Tolo Tolo 00:07
Call foreign affairs or the President of the Republic
I'm in Africa, here's my position. Migrant, give me our position? - Tolo Tolo 00:06
I'm in Africa, here's my position. Migrant, give m...
- Idiot, pass me mom. - You're a missing person here. - Tolo Tolo 00:05
- Idiot, pass me mom. - You're a missing person here.
Yes, but if you're extinguished, all your debts are too. - Tolo Tolo 00:04
Yes, but if you're extinguished, all your debts are too...
I'm extinguishing everything: IRS, ira, it in... - Tolo Tolo 00:05
I'm extinguishing everything: IRS, ira, it in...
We'll have to face the desert, the sea... And then, where will you go? - Tolo Tolo 00:05
We'll have to face the desert, the sea... And then, whe...
I have a cousin there and it has banking secrecy. - Tolo Tolo 00:04
I have a cousin there and it has banking secrecy.
- But you're flat broke! - Right, but no one will know. - Tolo Tolo 00:05
- But you're flat broke! - Right, but no one will know.
Omar, I'm starting to dream again, seriously. - Tolo Tolo 00:04
Omar, I'm starting to dream again, seriously.
And they're all singing, no one protests. - Tolo Tolo 00:04
And they're all singing, no one protests.