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The romantic and chivalrous adventures of adopted bastard Tom Jones in 18th-century England.

Director: Tony Richardson
Writer: John Osborne, Henry Fielding
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, history
Year: 1963
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 27 Jun 1963
Awards: Won 4 Oscars. 20 wins & 20 nominations total

73 video clips

NarratorTom JonesSquire WesternSophie WesternMiss WesternLady BellastonSusan, Upton InnMrs. MillerSquire AllworthyMaclachlanSquareThwackumBlifilMrs. SeagrimNortherntonHonorMolly SeagrimLord FellamarMrs. FitzpatrickMr. FitzpatrickLawyer DowlingBridget Allworthy
Sing us one of your jolly songs - Tom Jones 00:18 Sing us one of your jolly songs I was accused of being the father - Tom Jones 00:10 I was accused of being the father I fear I break in upon you abruptly - Tom Jones 00:37 I fear I break in upon you abruptly We are all as God made us - Tom Jones 00:12 We are all as God made us It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man's desire - Tom Jones 00:10 It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man's... Happy the man and happy he alone - Tom Jones 00:08 Happy the man and happy he alone Don't say you've lost her yet - Tom Jones 00:14 Don't say you've lost her yet And yours I despise as much as I do a fart - Tom Jones 00:06 And yours I despise as much as I do a fart Oh these men - Tom Jones 00:22 Oh these men And virtuous and right - Tom Jones 00:35 And virtuous and right There's another one gone - Tom Jones 00:04 There's another one gone You lickerish dog you - Tom Jones 00:14 You lickerish dog you I've lost my only daughter - Tom Jones 00:12 I've lost my only daughter Sir it is as easy for a man not to have been at school and know something - Tom Jones 00:08 Sir it is as easy for a man not to have been at school and... This Blifil is a hideous kind of fellow - Tom Jones 00:33 This Blifil is a hideous kind of fellow It is not true that drink alters a man's character - Tom Jones 00:09 It is not true that drink alters a man's character Better luck in the next world - Tom Jones 00:04 Better luck in the next world It's a good night to be abroad and looking for game - Tom Jones 00:05 It's a good night to be abroad and looking for game Rouse yourself from this pastoral torpor - Tom Jones 00:06 Rouse yourself from this pastoral torpor Let dogs delight to bark and bite - Tom Jones 00:18 Let dogs delight to bark and bite Molly's favors - Tom Jones 00:16 Molly's favors Sir some time before your mother died she gave me a letter - Tom Jones 00:25 Sir some time before your mother died she gave me a letter I will not marry that idiot - Tom Jones 00:35 I will not marry that idiot I will stand no jesting with this lady's character - Tom Jones 00:05 I will stand no jesting with this lady's character I am convinced - Tom Jones 00:20 I am convinced You are such a boor - Tom Jones 00:09 You are such a boor You are the most impudent rascal on earth - Tom Jones 00:09 You are the most impudent rascal on earth Ashes to ashes - Tom Jones 00:57 Ashes to ashes Square were Tom's tutors - Tom Jones 00:35 Square were Tom's tutors I doubt if an English bird can learn French songs - Tom Jones 00:05 I doubt if an English bird can learn French songs You play like an angel - Tom Jones 00:04 You play like an angel Molly's reputation was destroyed and Tom's heart was heavy with remorse - Tom Jones 00:14 Molly's reputation was destroyed and Tom's heart... And after everyone's kindness too - Tom Jones 00:38 And after everyone's kindness too The most handsome man I ever saw in my life - Tom Jones 00:53 The most handsome man I ever saw in my life Death comes to us all - Tom Jones 01:11 Death comes to us all Mr Allworthy's recovered - Tom Jones 00:33 Mr Allworthy's recovered Sing thick Thwackum your bounty's flown - Tom Jones 01:03 Sing thick Thwackum your bounty's flown Are you aimin' to slit my throat - Tom Jones 00:57 Are you aimin' to slit my throat It is hard when a woman leaves a man nothing but memories and a muff - Tom Jones 00:06 It is hard when a woman leaves a man nothing but memories... That filthy slut - Tom Jones 00:04 That filthy slut With big hungry daughters to feed Most hungry I can vouch for it - Tom Jones 00:03 With big hungry daughters to feed Most hungry I can vouch... I smoke it Tom is the father of that bastard - Tom Jones 00:16 I smoke it Tom is the father of that bastard Take that you wicked fool - Tom Jones 00:09 Take that you wicked fool By religion I mean the Christian religion - Tom Jones 00:09 By religion I mean the Christian religion Will you stop bobbing up and down - Tom Jones 00:05 Will you stop bobbing up and down I'll carve her name on this tree - Tom Jones 00:35 I'll carve her name on this tree Sir it is no slight matter for a man of my character to be buffeted by a boy - Tom Jones 00:09 Sir it is no slight matter for a man of my character to be... It's me sister's coach - Tom Jones 00:08 It's me sister's coach Western What are these nocturnal riots - Tom Jones 00:06 Western What are these nocturnal riots Brother as I am here to stay a while I shall sign a peace treaty with you - Tom Jones 00:39 Brother as I am here to stay a while I shall sign a peace... How can you think of disgracing your family by allying yourself to a - Tom Jones 00:11 How can you think of disgracing your family by allying... I'm sorry to hear you say this A pox on your sorrow - Tom Jones 00:06 I'm sorry to hear you say this A pox on your sorrow Keep the rascal away from my house until I lock the wench up - Tom Jones 00:06 Keep the rascal away from my house until I lock the wench up You let her out of her room after I locked her in - Tom Jones 00:10 You let her out of her room after I locked her in As soon as she came back to live with you Brother - Tom Jones 00:22 As soon as she came back to live with you Brother Tell me child what objection can you have to the young gentleman - Tom Jones 00:17 Tell me child what objection can you have to the young... Clandestine amours so soon - Tom Jones 00:05 Clandestine amours so soon Never marry an Irishman particularly if he is eaten up with jealousy - Tom Jones 00:10 Never marry an Irishman particularly if he is eaten up... I know she's here - Tom Jones 00:26 I know she's here Now where is she - Tom Jones 00:04 Now where is she I thought myself in a respectable inn - Tom Jones 00:06 I thought myself in a respectable inn If you engage any longer with that trollop I shall tell Miss Western - Tom Jones 00:06 If you engage any longer with that trollop I shall tell Miss... Confess honestly - Tom Jones 00:23 Confess honestly Have you not betrayed my honour to her - Tom Jones 00:14 Have you not betrayed my honour to her Lord Fellamar is one of the most gallant young fellows about town - Tom Jones 00:17 Lord Fellamar is one of the most gallant young fellows about... Madam Miss Western is hardly encouraging - Tom Jones 00:16 Madam Miss Western is hardly encouraging Am Lord Fellamar - Tom Jones 00:20 Am Lord Fellamar 'Tis said that hope is a bad supper - Tom Jones 00:06 'Tis said that hope is a bad supper I know he's not without faults - Tom Jones 00:10 I know he's not without faults Good heavens in what miserable distresses - Tom Jones 00:07 Good heavens in what miserable distresses To die for a cause is a common evil - Tom Jones 00:09 To die for a cause is a common evil Tom thou art as hearty a cock as any in the kingdom - Tom Jones 00:09 Tom thou art as hearty a cock as any in the kingdom Vauxhall Garden - Tom Jones 00:12 Vauxhall Garden

Cast

Squire Allworthy - George Devine
Bridget Allworthy - Rachel Kempson
Mrs. Wilkins - Angela Baddeley
Jenny Jones - Joyce Redman
Partridge - Jack MacGowran
All Cast