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Tom Papa: Home Free

"Ah!" Long hair like you never had

"Ah!" Long hair like you never had

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"Ah!"
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Long hair like you never had.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:24
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
"Ah!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
"Ah!"
But in the short-term, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:12
But in the short-term,
DNA is like the drunk uncle who comes to Christmas for the first time. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
DNA is like the drunk uncle who comes to Christmas for the f...
He's like, "Wait a minute. You think that's your real dad?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
He's like, "Wait a minute. You think that's y...
"Have I got a story for you!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:12
"Have I got a story for you!"
When it came back, we were mostly Italian, a little German, and a little French. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
When it came back, we were mostly Italian, a little German, ...
I called my mother. I said, "What's with the French?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:09
I called my mother. I said, "What's with the Frenc...
"Yep, she was a whore, all right. Slept her way through Europe." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:14
"Yep, she was a whore, all right. Slept her way through...
DNA and social media. You know, I tour all over the country. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
DNA and social media. You know, I tour all over the country.
"I think we're related." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:20
"I think we're related."
Families had secrets, for generations. Long, deep secrets. Families kept secrets. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
Families had secrets, for generations. Long, deep secrets. F...
Anything that embarrassed them in front of the neighbors, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:10
Anything that embarrassed them in front of the neighbors,
Just stick it in the attic. Unwanted baby? Put it in the attic. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Just stick it in the attic. Unwanted baby? Put it in the att...
Undiagnosed ADHD? Get her in the attic. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Undiagnosed ADHD? Get her in the attic.
"Is that your boy with a stutter?" "What boy?" Put him in the attic. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
"Is that your boy with a stutter?" "What boy?...
And as a child, if you had an inkling about a family secret, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:09
And as a child, if you had an inkling about a family secret,
"Who's that man living in the garage?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:16
"Who's that man living in the garage?"
There was a time you could tell your kids to shut up, right to their face. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
There was a time you could tell your kids to shut up, right ...
Just "shut up!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
Just "shut up!"
"Why is the sun hot?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
"Why is the sun hot?"