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Tom Papa: Home Free

But as crazy as that house is,you know, and costly, I would much rather livewith all those...

But as crazy as that house is,
you know, and costly, I would much rather live
with all those heartbeats, all those needy heartbeats,
than live alone with my abs

Full Transcript

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But as crazy as that house is, you know, and costly,
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I would much rather live with all those heartbeats,
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all those needy heartbeats, than live alone with my abs.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:10
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
You know? 'Cause on some level, your family has to be grateful. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
You know? 'Cause on some level, your family has to be g...
They'll never say, "Thanks for keeping us alive." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
They'll never say, "Thanks for keeping us alive.&q...
You're literally keeping them alive. Without you, they're dead. They're dead. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
You're literally keeping them alive. Without you, they&...
I could leave my daughters with a can and a can opener, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
I could leave my daughters with a can and a can opener,
When you see them tomorrow, "My friend last night told me to remind you, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:18
When you see them tomorrow, "My friend last night told ...
"...wishing you were dead." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:11
"...wishing you were dead."
The only thing on my feed are bakers. That's it. Just bakers. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
The only thing on my feed are bakers. That's it. Just b...
My whole algorithm is nothing but bread. Bread and babies. That's all I got. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
My whole algorithm is nothing but bread. Bread and babies. T...
My favorite guy... Oh, you'd love him. He's two feet tall. He's five feet wide. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
My favorite guy... Oh, you'd love him. He's two fe...
And he bakes croissants. That's all he does. He bakes croissants. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
And he bakes croissants. That's all he does. He bakes c...
He puts them in the oven, bakes them, breaks them out, cracks them open. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
He puts them in the oven, bakes them, breaks them out, crack...
Then he eats them on camera, and I get aroused. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Then he eats them on camera, and I get aroused.
My mom would make salami sandwiches for me every day for school. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
My mom would make salami sandwiches for me every day for sch...
They used to call me Tommy Salami. That's how many salami sandwiches I'd eat. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
They used to call me Tommy Salami. That's how many sala...
They just visited me, my parents. Oh my God. I love 'em to death. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
They just visited me, my parents. Oh my God. I love 'em...
No hotel, two weeks. Didn't ask, just showed up. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
No hotel, two weeks. Didn't ask, just showed up.
Two weeks! That's not a visit. That's an insurrection. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Two weeks! That's not a visit. That's an insurrect...
He picked the date they had to be there, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
He picked the date they had to be there,
I would have paid for the flight, or a hotel, or a sniper. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
I would have paid for the flight, or a hotel, or a sniper.
But, oh my God, it's a lot. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
But, oh my God, it's a lot.