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He doesn't sit on the couch afterwards and beat himself up
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Tom Papa: Home Free

He doesn't sit on the couch afterwardsand beat himself up

He doesn't sit on the couch afterwards
and beat himself up

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He doesn't sit on the couch afterwards and beat himself up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:28
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
"What is wrong with me?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:58
"What is wrong with me?"
"I think there's an avocado pit stuck in my ass." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:10
"I think there's an avocado pit stuck in my ass.&q...
Really. Cut yourself some slack. You know? Don't be so hard on yourself. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Really. Cut yourself some slack. You know? Don't be so ...
What's the objective here, friends? What is it? To look amazing? - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
What's the objective here, friends? What is it? To look...
No, it's to stay alive. That's it. Just stay alive. That's all you gotta do. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
No, it's to stay alive. That's it. Just stay alive...
It's a lot of momentum at this point, isn't it? - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
It's a lot of momentum at this point, isn't it?
And every time there is a close call, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
And every time there is a close call,
"Dude, that bus was this close!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:13
"Dude, that bus was this close!"
Know what Pachinko is? It's like pinball, but with these little ball bearings. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Know what Pachinko is? It's like pinball, but with thes...
And when I was a kid, I realized the ball bearing fit perfectly in my nose. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
And when I was a kid, I realized the ball bearing fit perfec...
I thought, "This will be hilarious. I'll put one in this nostril." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:13
I thought, "This will be hilarious. I'll put one i...
I got it all set up, and then I realized how funny it was gonna be, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
I got it all set up, and then I realized how funny it was go...
It was a weird trip to the emergency room. "Get it out!" It was so embarrassing. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
It was a weird trip to the emergency room. "Get it out!...
"He thinks he's funny. Tell him what you did." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
"He thinks he's funny. Tell him what you did."...
"Just get it out." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
"Just get it out."
Because we're stupid, and we're lucky to be here. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Because we're stupid, and we're lucky to be here.
This guy used to drink grain alcohol straight, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
This guy used to drink grain alcohol straight,
They have no idea he's just a twitchy brain stem in a suit. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
They have no idea he's just a twitchy brain stem in a s...
I'm surprised we're alive from all the food we eat in this country. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
I'm surprised we're alive from all the food we eat...
We're the only country that has a nationwide hot-dog-eating contest. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
We're the only country that has a nationwide hot-dog-ea...