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Tom Papa: Home Free

My whole algorithm is nothing but bread.Bread and babies. That's all I got

My whole algorithm is nothing but bread.
Bread and babies. That's all I got

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My whole algorithm is nothing but bread. Bread and babies. That's all I got.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:29
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
My favorite guy... Oh, you'd love him. He's two feet tall. He's five feet wide. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
My favorite guy... Oh, you'd love him. He's two fe...
And he bakes croissants. That's all he does. He bakes croissants. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
And he bakes croissants. That's all he does. He bakes c...
He puts them in the oven, bakes them, breaks them out, cracks them open. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
He puts them in the oven, bakes them, breaks them out, crack...
Then he eats them on camera, and I get aroused. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Then he eats them on camera, and I get aroused.
My mom would make salami sandwiches for me every day for school. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
My mom would make salami sandwiches for me every day for sch...
They used to call me Tommy Salami. That's how many salami sandwiches I'd eat. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
They used to call me Tommy Salami. That's how many sala...
They just visited me, my parents. Oh my God. I love 'em to death. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
They just visited me, my parents. Oh my God. I love 'em...
No hotel, two weeks. Didn't ask, just showed up. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
No hotel, two weeks. Didn't ask, just showed up.
Two weeks! That's not a visit. That's an insurrection. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Two weeks! That's not a visit. That's an insurrect...
He picked the date they had to be there, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
He picked the date they had to be there,
I would have paid for the flight, or a hotel, or a sniper. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
I would have paid for the flight, or a hotel, or a sniper.
But, oh my God, it's a lot. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
But, oh my God, it's a lot.
My mother was, like... She was so cute. She's like, "Don't worry." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:15
My mother was, like... She was so cute. She's like, &qu...
I'd try to sneak into the kitchen, early in the morning, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
I'd try to sneak into the kitchen, early in the morning...
They're just sitting there at the counter, like two lonely sea lions. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
They're just sitting there at the counter, like two lon...
"We didn't know when you were gonna get up." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:13
"We didn't know when you were gonna get up."
You take them to the beach. "There's the ocean." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
You take them to the beach. "There's the ocean.&qu...
They don't crossword-puzzle, they don't pickleball, Sudoku, nothing. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
They don't crossword-puzzle, they don't pickleball...
And they talk about what they're gonna eat tonight, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
And they talk about what they're gonna eat tonight,
They're like two retired raccoons just going through my kitchen. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
They're like two retired raccoons just going through my...