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Tom Papa: Home Free

No hotel, two weeks.Didn't ask, just showed up

No hotel, two weeks.
Didn't ask, just showed up

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No hotel, two weeks. Didn't ask, just showed up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:37
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
Two weeks! That's not a visit. That's an insurrection. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Two weeks! That's not a visit. That's an insurrect...
He picked the date they had to be there, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
He picked the date they had to be there,
I would have paid for the flight, or a hotel, or a sniper. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
I would have paid for the flight, or a hotel, or a sniper.
But, oh my God, it's a lot. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
But, oh my God, it's a lot.
My mother was, like... She was so cute. She's like, "Don't worry." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:15
My mother was, like... She was so cute. She's like, &qu...
I'd try to sneak into the kitchen, early in the morning, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
I'd try to sneak into the kitchen, early in the morning...
They're just sitting there at the counter, like two lonely sea lions. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
They're just sitting there at the counter, like two lon...
"We didn't know when you were gonna get up." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:13
"We didn't know when you were gonna get up."
You take them to the beach. "There's the ocean." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
You take them to the beach. "There's the ocean.&qu...
They don't crossword-puzzle, they don't pickleball, Sudoku, nothing. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
They don't crossword-puzzle, they don't pickleball...
And they talk about what they're gonna eat tonight, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
And they talk about what they're gonna eat tonight,
They're like two retired raccoons just going through my kitchen. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
They're like two retired raccoons just going through my...
My mother was dumpster diving under the kitchen sink, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
My mother was dumpster diving under the kitchen sink,
"There's still meat on this chicken bone." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:11
"There's still meat on this chicken bone."
He dropped it by mistake, stepped on it, peeled it off the bottom of his shoe, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:09
He dropped it by mistake, stepped on it, peeled it off the b...
I was like, "What are you doing?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
I was like, "What are you doing?"
I'm like, "No shoe cookies! No shoe cookies!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:14
I'm like, "No shoe cookies! No shoe cookies!"
If you drop a cookie in the toilet, you don't get to eat it if you're quick. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
If you drop a cookie in the toilet, you don't get to ea...
If you're lucky enough to still have your parents around, it's a blessing. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
If you're lucky enough to still have your parents aroun...
Then when you do pick up, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Then when you do pick up,