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She hasn't for, like, two months. I have no idea why
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Tom Papa: Home Free

She hasn't for, like, two months.I have no idea why

She hasn't for, like, two months.
I have no idea why

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She hasn't for, like, two months. I have no idea why.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:47
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
If we didn't get divorced from all the animals we live with, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
If we didn't get divorced from all the animals we live ...
I said when we were getting married, "I'd love to start a family with you." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:11
I said when we were getting married, "I'd love to ...
My wife and daughters went out and got different animals - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
My wife and daughters went out and got different animals
I live in this weird Noah's ark. You should see it. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
I live in this weird Noah's ark. You should see it.
We have a lizard. It has a life expectancy of 50 years. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
We have a lizard. It has a life expectancy of 50 years.
Just hangs out on his branch and looks at me, like... - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Just hangs out on his branch and looks at me, like...
He's standing at his bowl, he's chewing and he's swallowing. He's awake. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
He's standing at his bowl, he's chewing and he...
On Thanksgiving, I went to move the cutting board, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:11
On Thanksgiving, I went to move the cutting board,
He was so happy for half of the day. Then the other half, he was miserable. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
He was so happy for half of the day. Then the other half, he...
And we've got this giant black lab, who shits like a man. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
And we've got this giant black lab, who shits like a ma...
And I have to scoop it up and bring it back to the house, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
And I have to scoop it up and bring it back to the house,
And a cat, a psychotic serial killer cat, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
And a cat, a psychotic serial killer cat,
"Oh!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
"Oh!"
It brings in live rats and drops them in the laundry room. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
It brings in live rats and drops them in the laundry room.
Live rats! He goes to the yard, gets rats, drags them in by their neck, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
Live rats! He goes to the yard, gets rats, drags them in by ...
We're now a rat-catching team. This is how we spend our time. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
We're now a rat-catching team. This is how we spend our...
But then the three of us are looking at each other. My wife, the rat, and I. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
But then the three of us are looking at each other. My wife,...
Someone's got to grab this rat by its ass and get it outside. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Someone's got to grab this rat by its ass and get it ou...
I didn't want these animals. I'm not grabbing a rat trying to bite me. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
I didn't want these animals. I'm not grabbing a ra...
"They're so fast." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
"They're so fast."